Great White Shark Jokes
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- I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim...
- What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a great white shark? Lefty.
- In an effort to not offend... ...The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.
- Great white shark diet surprises scientists "It consists mostly of wildlife biologists that study sharks," said a famous wildife biologist studying sharks.
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
- If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
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Great White Shark One Liners
Which great white shark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with great white shark? I can suggest the ones about shark week and blue whale.
- How much RAM does a great white shark have? A killer-bite.
- Where does the president of the sharks live? In the Great White House.
- What is similar between Sharks and Humans? The Great ones are always white.
- What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark.
- Did you know that great white sharks can grow up to 15 feet? They usually dont though...
- What do you call a school of racist sharks? A great white problem.
- When it comes to sharks... what's so great about the white ones?
- Why did the k**... let the shark join them? It was a great white.
- What's h**...'s favorite species of shark? The Great White.
- Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
- What's a Neo-n**...'s favourite animal? The Great White (Shark).
Great White Shark Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about great white shark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean killer whale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make great white shark pranks.
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In America Martin Luther King only gets one day....
And sharks get a whole week.
It's probably because they are great w**....
A pirate captain was telling his first mate how he got his injuries
First he points to his peg leg. "You see," he says, "I got thrown overboard in a terrible storm an' a great white shark bit off me leg before I could climb back up."
"That's amazing," the first mate replies, "and what happened to your hand?"
"We was boarding a ship to take its plunder an' I dueled the ship's captain. I bested him but not before he took me hand clean off. So I got a hook to replace it."
The first mate was only more impressed, "So what's the story behind the eyepatch?"
"A seagull pooped in me eye."
"That's all? You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?"
"Well, it was me first day with the hook."
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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the Mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just Eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s**...t inside!"