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"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Great movie quote, terrible pickup line…

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"One mans trash is another mans treasure" is a great quote but,

its not the best way to tell your kid that hes adopted.

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What was that Spiderman quote again?

With great reflexes, comes great response ability.

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George Carlin on suicide- Quote from life is worth losing

**George Carlin:** Do you realise, that right this second, right now somewhere around the world some guy is getting ready to kill himself. Isn't that great? Statistics show that every year a million people commit suicide. Thats 2800 a day. That's one every thirty seconds.


[Stares at watch]


**George Carlin:** There goes another guy! And I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals oughta be working on. Well if you wanna be truly equal you're gonna have to start taking your lifes in greater numbers.

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"Come with me if you want to live."

Great movie quote, terrible pickup line…

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A girl once broke up with me...

A girl once broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. It was a great releationship, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

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Oscar Pistorius was a great man, with some inspirational quotes.

My favourite is "If you've only taken one shot, don't say you've tried."

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What do you guys think of this quote I came up with?

"Good artists copy, great artists steal."

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My great great great great great uncle during the revolutionary war was quoted for his famous last words, saying...

"That sniper can't hit the broad side of a ba...."

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What are the most funny Great Quotes jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Great Quotes? Well, here are the best Great Quotes dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Great Quotes pick up lines to share with friends.

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