Greasy Jokes

What are some Greasy jokes?

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tomorrow.

But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.
The wife, understandably is very angry, and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, her husband falls asleep.
The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.

"What happened?" asked his wife.

"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."

"What did you do?" asked his wife.

"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What's the similarity between women and KFC

Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.

What's the difference between your mom and a big mac?

None. They're both greasy and your dad secretly eats it while you sleep.

What does a woman and a KFC have in common?

Once you finish with the leg and the breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Greasy love

Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex?

When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box.

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
A: by the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.

I like my fries as I like my women...

Thin, straight, greasy and delivered in a bunch for a low price.

I like my pizza how I like my women

Greasy, folded in half

Did you hear the one about the boar in the forest?

Oops. Greasy fingers.

KFC is like sex; you regret it afterwards, you end up greasy and sweaty...

and I don't think parents should give it to their children.

"I don't like Greek food..."

I looked to my friend and said "Why? What's wrong with it?"

"They use way too much oil," he responded. "Way too greasy."

Two cannibals are eating a lawyer. One turns to the other and says...

Pass me the napkins. This one is really greasy.

"This pizza is so greasy"

"Nah, it's more italiany"

What's the similarity between a woman and a KFC?

Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh your left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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