Greasy Jokes
32 greasy jokes and hilarious greasy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about greasy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest greasy jokes, from greasy hair and forehead to greasy food and guacamole. Get ready for a night full of entertainment with these sticky, slippery and hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Greasy Short Jokes
Short greasy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greasy humour may include short grease jokes also.
- What do your girlfriend and kfc have in common? Once you're done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.
- What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck? People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
- "I don't like Greek food..." I looked to my friend and said "Why? What's wrong with it?"
"They use way too much oil," he responded. "Way too greasy." - What's the similarity between a woman and a KFC? Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh your left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
- Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box.
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Greasy One Liners
Which greasy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greasy? I can suggest the ones about oily and sweaty.
- I like my women like I like my pizza. Cold, greasy, and leftover.
- Greasy love Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.
- What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals
- Did you hear the one about the boar in the forest? Oops. Greasy fingers.
- "This pizza is so greasy" "Nah, it's more italiany"
- What do you call a greasy, oily pirate? A sebum
- Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy
- I like my pizza how I like my women Greasy, folded in half
- Your hair is so greasy Jamie Oliver just banned it from school dinner.
Comedy Greasy Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about greasy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crusty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greasy pranks.
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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
A man walks into a greasy spoon for breakfast....
Waiter says what will it be, mac?
The customer says I gotta catch a train - so I'll just have a short stack of pancakes , also coffee ... and waiter - will they be long?
The waiter says No buddy, they'll be round...
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What's the similarity between women and KFC
Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
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Is your body from McDonald's?
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"
Man: No, because its fat and greasy.
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What does a woman and a KFC have in common?
Once you finish with the leg and the breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.
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What's the similarity between a KFC meal and s**...?
When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box.
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I like my fries as I like my women...
Thin, straight, greasy and delivered in a bunch for a low price.
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KFC is like s**...; you regret it afterwards, you end up greasy and sweaty...
and I don't think parents should give it to their children.
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Two cannibals are eating a lawyer. One turns to the other and says...
Pass me the napkins. This one is really greasy.
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Why are women like KFC?
Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
