Grazing Jokes
32 grazing jokes and hilarious grazing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grazing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Grazing Short Jokes
Short grazing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grazing humour may include short herding jokes also.
- I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
- Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks "Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"
The other replies "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter" - No harm done. I got bit on the leg by a sheep today, didn't do too much damage though.
Just grazed the knee. - Two cows were grazing in the field, when one of them says to the other, "How about that mad cow disease, huh?" The second one says, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"
- 2 cows 2 cows are grazing in a field. 1 cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?". The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!".
- Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says "Hey, did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease? It's spreading pretty fast."
The other cow says "Yeah. Good thing I'm a helicopter." - A herd of cattle got into a cannabis farm and began to graze... When asked how serious the situation was, the owner responded, "the steaks have never been higher!"
- Stephen Hawkins goes on a date.... he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle.
She'd stood him up. - Two cows are grazing in a field: You ever worry about Mad Cow Disease? The other cow goes- Why would I care? I'm a helicopter.
- In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains. Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
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Grazing One Liners
Which grazing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grazing? I can suggest the ones about sheep herding and mowing.
- I've just been on Trip Advisor Absolutely no help about a twisted ankle and a grazed knee
- What do you call a grazing cow? A lawnmooer.
- I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier... Fortunately, I was only grazed.
- A man narrowly escaped a head shot but it grazed his ear. He was between life and deaf.
- What's a cows favorite Tv drama? Graze Anatomy
- OC - What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows Graze Anatomy
- What is a cannibal's favourite TV Show? Graze Anatomy.
- What grazes in the Higgs Field? The Higgs Bison!
- Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy. - What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it
- What time do cows eat grass? 420 graze it
- What is a cow's favorite donut? Grazed
- What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class. - Why do cows have four stomachs? Graze anatomy
- Sheep are grazing in the field Then they fall a-sheep
Fun-Filled Grazing Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about grazing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pasture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grazing pranks.
My cows broke out of their pasture, and started grazing in my m**... field.
The steaks have never been higher.
Two cows are out grazing in a pasture.
One turns to the other and says, "Have you heard about this mad cow disease that's going around? Its pretty scary stuff."
The other cow nods and chews its cud thoughtfully. "I suppose it is pretty scary, but it doesn't affect us ducks."
A man is very thirsty...
A man is very thirsty. As he is stumbling down the country road he sees a cow grazing in front of a cottage. "I'm saved!", he says to himself as he milks the cow and quenches his thirst.
The man knocks on the door to pay for the milk. "Your cow's milk saved me," he says. The home owner replies, "Cow? I don't own a cow, I just have a bull."
Two cows are talking to each other while grazing....
The first cow says
"Hey I heard there's a case of mad cow disease going around, are you worried?"
The second cow looks at the first and says
"Why should I be worried? I'm a squirrel."
Day 268 at home And the dog continues looking at me like See?? This is why I chew furniture.
I've eaten 9 meals and taken 4 naps, and it's STILL today. Are you kidding me?
In case you've lost track, today is December 268...
This virus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day grazing for
food. We're told "NO!" if we get too close to strangers. We get really excited about car rides.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer and help with the dishes, she'll slam my head on the keyboard. I think she's jokinoifghcxiegcrwlwefggxm
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Two cows are grazing together.
The first looks over to the second and asks, Did you hear about the recent outbreak of Mad Cow disease?
The second continues his grazing, unconcerned. Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!
My cows started grazing on the hidden m**... patch. I might have to cull the herd.
The steaks have never been higher.
A biologist, a logician, and a philosopher are driving down the road in County Clare...
They see the profile of a brown cow grazing in an adjacent meadow. The biologist says, "Look, Ireland has brown cows!" The logician says, "No, sir, all we can say for certain is that Ireland has at least one brown cow." The philosopher retorts, "Alas, my fair companions, all we can know for certain is that Ireland has at least one half of one brown cow."
Two cows are grazing next to each other in a field...
One cow says to the other, "The news is so scary with all this talk of mad cow disease, it really has me worried"
The other cow looks over and says ," I'm not worried at all..... I'm a helicopter....."
Mad Cows
Their are two cows grazing in a meadow. One turns to the other and says "Aren't you worried about mad cow disease?". The other thinks very carefully for a few minutes and says "Of course not I'm a duck!"
What did the selfish b**... say to the deer that asked it to help stop the flooding affecting its grazing grounds?
Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.
