Gravy Jokes
40 gravy jokes and hilarious gravy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gravy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a hearty laugh from a collection of hilarious jokes about gravy, perfect for any occasion. From classic gravy train humor to puns involving poutine and sauce, biscuits and gravy and more, you're sure to find something to make everyone laugh. Get ready to laugh and have fun with these gravy jokes!
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Funniest Gravy Short Jokes
Short gravy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gravy humour may include short greasy jokes also.
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
- "Doctor, doctor!" "I've roast beef in one ear, Yorkshire pudding in the other ear and gravy all down my legs!"
Doctor: "Hmmm. I don't think you're eating properly." - Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it? Gravy!
- My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning. It's just his daily poutine.
- Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in our universe but if you remove it you get gravy also austria is not part of nato
- Gravity is the most important force in the universe. If you took it away, you have only gravy left
- Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature. But if you get rid of it you get gravy.
- Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get... Gravy.
- Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions... Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest
- If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes ... ... she would turn over in her gravy.
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Gravy One Liners
Which gravy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gravy? I can suggest the ones about pudding and gravel.
- I've just written a book called "Fifty Shades of Gravy" It's very saucy
- Gravity Without it, we would just have gravy.
- Yo mama is so fat and so old... ...that she's currently rolling over in her gravy.
- What is an undertaker's favourite condiment? Gravy.
- I like my women same as I like my gravy. Rich and thick.
- What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y
gravy - Your mom is so fat She has one foot in the gravy.
- Red wine makes my wife horrible. Maybe she'll be better with gravy
- What kind of tea brings a person back to the ground? A Gravi-tea .
- I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
- I like my men like I like my gravy... Thin, rich, and preferably fair trade.
- If 2x2 makes 4 3x3 makes 9 how come 0x0 makes gravy.
- you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
- I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy.
- Gravy Man's lip gloss
Biscuit And Gravy Jokes
Here is a list of funny biscuit and gravy jokes and even better biscuit and gravy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I've compiled my bucket list. I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
Gravy Boat Jokes
Here is a list of funny gravy boat jokes and even better gravy boat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat.
Share Hilarious Gravy Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about gravy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sauce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gravy pranks.
A Canadian visits Russia...
As he's strolling through Moscow, he sees a Canadian restaurant, so he walks in. He orders potatoes and gravy.
As he's eating, he says "Ugh, I hate this Poutine..."
He was never seen again.
I like my girls like I like my gravy
Brown and all over my meat.
(P.S. I can't remember if this is a joke I made up or a joke I heard somewhere else, if anyone has heard it elsewhere could you tell me.)
Saucy!?
I tried to make a 'fancy' sauce last night at dinner, I mixed v**..., gravy and nitrous oxide, sadly, all I managed was make myself an Absolut laughing stock!
A man and a woman go out to dinner...
This is during the time the Mad Cow disease ravished Britain. A man and a woman are sitting at a table when the waiter approaches them, asking "what would you like for dinner?"
The man replies, I'll have a fat juicy steak, medium rare with all the trimmings. Gravy and roast potatoes please. The waiter asks "what about the mad cow?"
To which the man replies
"Nahh she'll just have fish"
A Canadian visits Russia
A Canadian visits Russia and goes to a restaurant that serves fries with gravy and cheese. He says, "I hate this poutine".
He was never seen again.
I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies
Everything else is just gravy
Your mama joke!
She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.
She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.
She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.
What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy?
My Thanksgiving dinner was almost perfect. All it needed was a little something to make it a bit more moist.
That would be gravy.
