Gravity Pulls Jokes
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A student places dead last in an important physics test.
He doesn't feel too phased and boasts to his classmates that he can still pass. His teacher later pulls him aside and tells him that he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.
"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."
"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
I blame gravity for my education
It's always pulling me down...
Gravity, the greatest jokester
Always trying to pull down your pants
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The more you know
***The gravity isn't real.***
***The government is pulling us down....***
Don't blame the U.S. for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Blame gravity for pulling the bombs to the ground
A physicist, engineer, and statistician go hunting...
After a long day of no luck, they are walking back dejectedly, rifles slung over their shoulders. Suddenly, they spot a deer in a clearing 150 feet away.
"I'll get him," the physicist says, doing some quick calculations and taking aim. BANG! The shot goes 10 feet long, but amazingly, the deer continues grazing.
"You idiot," the engineer says, "you didn't account for gravity or drag!" -- so he pulls out his notebook, does some quick calculations, and fires using his recalibrated aim. BANG! But the shot falls 10 feet short.
Suddenly, the statistician shouts: "We got him!"
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