Gravity Jokes

136 gravity jokes and hilarious gravity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gravity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious gravity jokes. From classic knock-knocks to silly riddles, we've got all the jokes you need to keep you entertained.

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Best Short Gravity Jokes

Short gravity puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gravity humour may include short gravitational jokes also.

  1. If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation
  2. Yo mama so fat... Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity
    But she so ugly people are still repelled by her
  3. I have an issue getting fair market value when I try to sell gravity. My wife thinks it's because it was mass-produced.
  4. A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
  5. Why did Isaac Newton's son know so much about gravity? The apple didn't fall far from the tree.
  6. The only things that defy gravity are women... ...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
  7. I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open I didn't understand the gravity of the situation
  8. Hey Doctor, any idea why I seem to be so attracted to fat girls? That'd be gravity, my boy.
  9. Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it? Gravy!
  10. Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults. Every kid gets atrophy.
Gravity joke, Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gravity can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gravity puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Gravity One Liners

Which gravity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gravity? I can suggest the ones about weight and pressure.

  1. Why is gravity so cheap? Why Because it's mass-produced.
  2. I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down.
  3. My wife is like gravity Always there, and constantly bringing me down
  4. Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable
  5. Yo mama so fat.. Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.
  6. I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
  7. I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down.
  8. I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down.
  9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity right now. It's impossible to put down.
  10. I found a book about anti-gravity it's really interesting; I can't put it down.
  11. Man, I am just sick and tired of gravity... It's always bringing me down!
  12. I'm in love with gravity I've fallen for it many times
  13. During these hard times, you know what's got me down the most? Gravity.
  14. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's a nice bit of light reading.
  15. I read a book about anti-gravity once... It was impossible to put down

Gravity Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny gravity up jokes and even better gravity up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the hunter who got squashed by the dying elephant? He finally understood the gravity of his actions.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
  • Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat
  • Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in our universe but if you remove it you get gravy also austria is not part of nato
  • Being caught in a black hole is bad... ... as no one is able to comprehend the gravity of the situation
  • What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
  • Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity. The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
  • What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity
  • I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it.
  • Why don't astronauts take anything seriously? They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Earth Gravity Jokes

Here is a list of funny earth gravity jokes and even better earth gravity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity...
  • If gravity were a person... He'd be pretty down to earth.
  • I like Gravity... It keeps me down to earth
  • Man, I sure love gravity It's really down to earth
  • The earth's gravity is getting stronger! Every time I step on the scales they register a few pounds higher.
  • I want to thank gravity... For keeping me down to Earth
  • I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth.
  • Impotence Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes
  • Ive travelled the globe trying to convince people the earth is flat No one understands the gravity of my message
  • Gravity.. gonna be the downfall of earth.

Gravity Falls Jokes

Here is a list of funny gravity falls jokes and even better gravity falls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Someone was falling into a black hole The gravity of their situation was really becoming apparent.
  • Guess you can call me mr. Anti-gravity Cause no one ever falls for me.
  • What's the most attractive law of science? Gravity.
    Everything falls for it.
  • My ex still misses me. I mean, her aim's not getting any better?
    I just started gravity falls.
  • I was going to tell you a gravity joke ....but no one was gonna fall for it.
  • How did na idiot survive after falling off a cliff? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
  • Two astronauts are falling into a black hole while telling jokes. One turns to the other and says "I'm afraid we're not aware of the gravity of the situation."
  • At one time a falling Apple lead to the Theory of Gravity Now it's just a broken iPhone
  • An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation.
  • If you are on a free-fall and feeling weightless ... You probably don't understand the gravity of the situation you're in ...

Gravity Pulls Jokes

Here is a list of funny gravity pulls jokes and even better gravity pulls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies." "That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
  • I blame gravity for my education It's always pulling me down...
  • Gravity, the greatest jokester Always trying to pull down your pants
  • Don't blame the U.S. for Hiroshima and Nagasaki Blame gravity for pulling the bombs to the ground
  • Yo mamma so fat... ... she pulls satellites out of orbit with her gravity.
  • The more you know ***The gravity isn't real.***
    ***The government is pulling us down....***
Gravity joke, The more you know

Comedy Gravity Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about gravity you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gravity prank.

So last night I fell off my balcony...

Instead of falling and getting really badly hurt, I kinda just floated down to the ground... landing without a scratch.
The news spread fast and everyone was wondering how that happened. I was later asked to explain the whole event, but I couldn't. I guess I just didn't get the whole gravity of the situation.

Gravity makes a terrible friend.

It's always holding you down.

Bad pun alert.

I've been watching behind the scenes reels of movies for quite a few years so the magic of movies is somewhat lost on me. I'll know how that car flip was achieved, how they choreographed fight scenes etc.
Still, watching Gravity this weekend I couldn't help but think, "how on Earth did they do that?"

Why is your mother like the universe?

They both create gravity waves when they bang.

Why are fat couples always so close?


Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift


Without it, we would just have gravy.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

I never really liked gravity...

... It's always bringing me down.

Gravity is such a bully...

It always brings us down.

I'm reading a book about zero gravity

I cant put it down

I simply love my anti gravity machine....

It never lets me down.

Gravity is a harsh mistress...

*... but she has reasonable rates!*

I wonder what it's like to have s**... in zero gravity...

Or even in regular gravity.

I heard somebody making fun of bridge suicides the other day and I was a bit offended

I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation

If you fell off a tall building

If you fell off a tall building and had never studied physics, would you understand the gravity of the situation?

I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".

But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

I really resent gravity

It's held me down my whole life.

Gravity gets me down sometimes.

But at least it keeps me grounded.

Why aren't mass protests called weight protests?

The situation never has enough gravity to warrant it.

A student places dead last in an important physics test.

He doesn't feel too phased and boasts to his classmates that he can still pass. His teacher later pulls him aside and tells him that he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.

I got a G in Physics and my parents grounded me.

They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation!

I think I just disproved gravity!

This research is going to have Issac Newton floating in his grave.

Gravity is such a disappointment.

It always lets me down.

How do we know that Eminem is from the Midwest?

Ope there goes gravity

I'm so sick of gravity.

It always brings me down

Gravity and I have a horrible relationship.

It's always trying to keep me down.

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.

Scientists recently discovered that there is no such thing as gravity

The Earth just s**...

Why did people hate talking to Newton?

Because he approached each conversation with too much gravity

Isaac Newton died a v**...

The man who discovered gravity didnt even go down

Isaac Newton: "Gravity exists"

*drops mic*

Why are there no churches in space?

Without gravity there can be no mass.

I've become much more attractive during the pandemic

My gravity increased.

Is gravity real?

or does the earth just s**...

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).
Not because it was two tired

I got kicked out of astronaut training for joking around too much in the underwater simulation course.

They said I didn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get...


Scientists recently discovered that there's no such thing as gravity...

This planet just s**....

If we had a civilization on the moon and someone committed m**..., would the punishment still be the same?

I mean, I would think the gravity of the situation would be way less, ya know?

Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature.

But if you get rid of it you get gravy.

Gravity is the most important force in the universe.

If you took it away, you have only gravy left

Gravity will never fail you...

But it will always let you down.

I'll see myself out...

Why did noone see Zelenskyys b**... so far?

Because the light cant escape the gravity well...
PS: You can really assume the mass of his b**... indirectly through effect it has on surrounding world.

As Steven Weinberg was finishing the presentation of his contributions to the Standard Model, a colleague asks:

"This work is incredible. Do you understand the gravity of what you've done?"
Weinberg: "No, weren't you listening? That's the only force we don't understand."
(I'm sorry for this terrible and obscure joke, feel free to downvote.)

I am very disappointed in gravity

It always lets me down

Your Momma So Fat…

Your Momma So Fat She didn't float in zero gravity.

The entire crew of the first manned mission to jupiter died upon reaching the planet...

I guess nobody quite understood the gravity of the situation.

Einstein spent 10 years studying gravity.

It must have weighed heavily on him.

Gravity joke, Einstein spent 10 years studying gravity.

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