Gravitational Jokes

Funniest Gravitational Short Jokes

Short gravitational jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gravitational humour may include short gravity jokes also.

1. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
2. The most popular guy in school weighs over 300 pounds People naturally gravitate towards him
3. When I met your Mom I was extremely attracted to her because that's how large object gravitational fields work.
4. Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation. Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.
5. I would like to have an argumentative conversation about the gravitational effect of matter in the universe with you. In other words I would like to mass debate with you.
6. What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common? They both work in gastronomy
7. You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull.
8. I am objectively attractive According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, mass attracts mass. So that's why you're into me
9. What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch:
   Me v. Yo Mama
10. I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves.

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Gravitational One Liners

Which gravitational one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gravitational? I can suggest the ones about gravity up and gravity falls.

1. Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today
2. The more you weigh, the more attractive you are. Gravitationally speaking.
3. Your mom is very attractive... ...mainly due to her massive gravitational pull.
4. The most attractive part of Amy Schumer is.... Her Gravitational pull.
5. Your mom is very attractive Gravitationally attractive.
6. If job opportunity is gravitational field, Then I am in space.
7. Wow, you must be the most attractive woman in the world Gravitationally
8. Why does the equipment look bigger on men with beer bellies? Gravitational lensing!
9. Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you.
10. I am not fat... I am just horizontally challenged ... or gravitationally significant.
11. Your dad didn't find your mom magnetic. he found her gravitational.
12. Your parents are so fat... scientists detect gravitational waves when they have s**...
13. I have a confession to make. I'm attracted to children. Gravitationally speaking.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Gravitational Jokes

What funny jokes about gravitational you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astronomical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gravitational pranks.