Gravey Jokes
17 gravey jokes and hilarious gravey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gravey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Delightful Fun Gravey Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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Why's a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?
Everybody's 6 feet away
Why did the graveyard get a COVID test?
Because of all the coffin.
I ate my kfc in the cemetery last night, just the way I like it.
Extra gravey.
Graveyard shortcut
A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.
He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.
Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"
The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."
Why was the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
What's a skeletons favourite sauce?
Grave-y
There's a graveyard at the end of my street.
I guess it really is a dead end.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular places in the world?
People are just dying to get there.
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Graveyards are great places to get laid
Especially if you have a shovel and a can do attitude!
What does the ghost like on his roast beef?
grave-y
gravy
Where are graveyards located?
In the dead center of town.
How Many body's are in a graveyard?
Not Enough
What do dead people eat with their KFC?
Grave-y!
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Gravey One Liners
Which gravey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gravey? I can suggest the ones about mortuary and tomb.
- I ate my KFC in the cemetery last night, just the way I like it. Extra gravey.
- What's a skeletons favourite sauce? Grave-y
- What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y
gravy - What do dead people eat with their KFC? Grave-y!
