The Best 30 Gravestone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gravestone jokes. There are some gravestone graveside jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gravestone blank puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gravestone Jokes and Puns

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?


What does it say on the gravestone of the guy who made Beyblades?

Let him RIP!

There once was a boy named "Odd."

People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.

Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."

Gravestone joke, There once was a boy named "Odd."

A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'.

He said to his mother "I thought Gandhi was cremated."

A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery

...and come across a gravestone that reads "here lies a lawyer and a good man"

The boy asks his father "Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"

Two men walking in a cemetery find a gravestone

Two men walking in a cemetery find a recent gravestone , so they read it:

-"Here lies an honest man and a competent lawyer"

So one of the guys turn to the other:

-"When did they start burying two people together?"

A man is taking his dog for a walk through a graveyard early one morning.

A man is taking his dog for a walk through a graveyard early one morning when he sees an elderly man crouched by a gravestone. Not wishing to appear rude the dog-walker greets the elderly man with a cheery:


The elderly man replies:

"Oh no, just taking a dump."

Gravestone joke, A man is taking his dog for a walk through a graveyard early one morning.

Gravestone of a lawyer

"Here lies a lawyer. he lies still."

Open wide ye heavenly gates!

Open wide ye heavenly gates!

For Father suffered in passing through,

and Mother weighs much more.


My ex-wife recently passed away. Guess what she got on her gravestone?

My urine.

Here's a story about a boy with a strange name...

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Odd. Throughout his childhood he was picked on and bullied ruthlessly because of his name. He was so ashamed of that when he died, he decided to leave his gravestone blank.

Now, years later, whenever they pass his grave they would say, "That's odd."

You can explore gravestone mourn reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gravestone tombstone dad jokes. There are also gravestone puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Wise words from a Gravestone

In life... a man needs a woman he can laugh with,

a woman who will cook for him,

a woman who he can enjoys life's adventures with,

and it's super important that these women never meet,

Otherwise you will end up in the ground like me.

What do you write on a Robot's gravestone?

Rust In Peace

My therapist asked me how I knew I was in the wrong body.

I simply checked the gravestone.

I was walking past a graveyard yesterday...

A man was crouching behind a gravestone.

'Mourning?' I asked.

'Nah, just taking a shit'

If I had 3 knives, and you took 1, what would you have?

A gravestone.

Gravestone joke, If I had 3 knives, and you took 1, what would you have?

Steven Hawkings is going to have amazing flowers at his gravestone.

What's on robot's gravestone?

Rust in peace

If I was Jim Carrey I wouldn't have "RIP" on my gravestone.

I'd have: "Take care now, bye bye then!"

Saw a gravestone yesterday marked 'Eliza'...

Eliza Mann

Nothing else signifies the end of a beyblade career like a gravestone. It's the last way to...

Let it R.I.P.

I asked my dying father if he could pay for his expensive gravestone in advance before he died.

He replied, "Over my dead body."

My dad uses to tell this joke alot

There was once a man named Odd. He was very embarresed by his name and didn't want anyone to know about it. When he died he had no name written on his gravestone.

One day a bunch of tourists came to his town and visited the graveyard where they came across a gravestone with no name on it.

"That's Odd!" He said

When is the best occasion to wear a gravestone marker hat?

When your hair is dyed

What did the robot have written on their gravestone?

Rust In Peace

What do you call a plan to kill a bunch of crows that are hanging around on a gravestone?

A plot to murder a murder plot's murder.

Whats engraved on the gravestone of a person who died of leprosy?

Rest in pieces

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."

"I saw a famous rapper urinating onto a gravestone."

"P. Diddy?"

"Yes, onto a gravestone."

I have to walk through a cemetery to get to work

This morning as I was walking through I saw someone crouching behind a gravestone. I said, 'Morning.' He said, 'No I'm just doing a poo.'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gravestone memorial jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gravestone tomb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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