The Best 16 Gravel Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gravel jokes. There are some gravel cement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gravel paved puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gravel Jokes and Puns

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall

But it was his dumb asphalt

Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel

Great sedimental value.

(I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.)

I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

Gravel joke, I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...

But it was his own dumb asphalt...

Bought a pet rock. It looked lonely so I bought another. I dunno how, but they started breeding. Months later there was gravel and stones everywhere. I couldn't take it anymore and had enough.

Threw it all in a canvas sack, weighed it down with a couple of puppies, and tossed it in the river.


What do you do after you eat gravel?

Sheetrock. For those keeping track at home, yes I repurposed a sheet metal joke from a post on another sub a couple days ago but I worked in construction and this made more sense to me.

What do you call a handful of gravel

A palm-o-granite!

Gravel joke, What do you call a handful of gravel

What's the difference? (Nsfw)

What's the difference between gravel and menstrual blood?

You can't gargle gravel!

[OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream?

Rocky road.

Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel.

Geology humor ?

When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"

Bless the little miscreants, they are throwing gravel . . .

Such a gneiss gesture.

You can explore gravel windshield reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gravel tarmac dad jokes. There are also gravel puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?"

I am FINE bro.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did cavemen...

drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Potatoes are delicate

So my roommate and I decided the other day we wanted to put up a potato garden in our backyard, but there was all sorts of rocks and gravel back there.

We had to be very careful to clean it all up, as you know the old saying, "you can kill tubers with one stone."

Gravel joke, Potatoes are delicate

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gravel bumper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gravel driveway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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