Gravel Jokes
25 gravel jokes and hilarious gravel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gravel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover funny gravel jokes to make your friends laugh! From gravel bikes and granite to moss and windshields, there are jokes for everyone. Get ready to make them laugh!
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Funniest Gravel Short Jokes
Short gravel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gravel humour may include short cobblestones jokes also.
- Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel Great sedimental value.
(I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.) - My team had to play a football game on a pitch that was littered with loads of stones and gravel. Luckily we still won on aggregate.
- [OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream? Rocky road.
Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel. - Geology humor ? When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"
- What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments
- How did I plant my seed in the gravel, you ask? Why, I got my little rocks off, of course.
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Gravel One Liners
Which gravel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gravel? I can suggest the ones about dirt and granite.
- What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!
- Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt
- What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?" I am FINE bro.
- Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?
So they wouldn't fill up with gravel. - What does the GRC on the Mounties cars stand for? Gravel Road Cop
- How do you make a pheromone? Drive her sarcophagus down a gravel road.
- My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt
- What do you call Raggedy Ann lying face down in a gravel pit? A dirty cotton rock s**....
Great Gravel Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about gravel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cobble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gravel pranks.
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I used to be embarrassed by my geology f**....
I started off s**... gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.
A driver was reversing his truck up a hill on a narrow gravel track
A hiker saw him and asked, why don't you drive up in forward?
Driver: It is a narrow track, in case I don't find a place to turn up there
Hiker: oh, clever
After a while the hiker sees the same driver reversing down hill
Hiker: what happened?
Driver: I found a place to turn
Bought a pet rock. It looked lonely so I bought another. I dunno how, but they started breeding. Months later there was gravel and stones everywhere. I couldn't take it anymore and had enough.
Threw it all in a canvas sack, weighed it down with a couple of puppies, and tossed it in the river.
What do you do after you eat gravel?
Sheetrock. For those keeping track at home, yes I repurposed a sheet metal joke from a post on another sub a couple days ago but I worked in construction and this made more sense to me.
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What's the difference? (n**...)
What's the difference between gravel and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle gravel!
Potatoes are delicate
So my roommate and I decided the other day we wanted to put up a potato garden in our backyard, but there was all sorts of rocks and gravel back there.
We had to be very careful to clean it all up, as you know the old saying, "you can kill tubers with one stone."
