The Best 11 Gravedigger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gravedigger jokes. There are some gravedigger gravestone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gravedigger clyde puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gravedigger Jokes and Puns

Thought up this one in class today. (OC) "What did the one gravedigger say to the other as they lowered the body of a patronizing embezzler into his grave?"

"It's always nice to see a condescending con descending".

Our local gravedigger recently became very ill...

I'm filling in for him.

A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night.

A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night, and claimed he witnessed the gravedigger handing over several bodies to a shady-looking man wearing a trench coat.

"Hmmm, seems unlikely," I said. "are you sure that's what you saw?"

"Absolutely," he replied. "It was a dead giveaway."

Gravedigger joke, A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night.

I used to love eating aged meat.

That was until the gravedigger caught me.

Now I like fresh meat.

He was delicious!

The wife enters the husband's office...

The wife enters the husband's office with her mother by her side and says:
"George, is it true that your partner just died?"
"Yes, it is, honey. Why do you ask?"
"I was wondering, could you please put mom in his place?"
He replies: "Well, you'll just need to talk to the gravedigger, I'm fine with it."

A gravedigger buried a coffin in the wrong place

He has made a grave mistake.

Why aren't grave-diggers creative?

Because they're all very down-to-earth people.

Gravedigger joke, Why aren't grave-diggers creative?

Why did the gravedigger quit his job at the haunted cementery?

He was in GRAVE danger.

When I die...

...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it.

Did you hear about the gravedigger that dug the wrong hole ?

That was a grave mistake...

What do you call an asexual gravedigger?

An ace of spades.

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