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Funniest Grave Robber Short Jokes

Short grave robber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grave robber humour may include short robber jokes also.

  1. How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid? He died of asphinxiation!
  2. What's the difference between an archaeologist and a grave robber? The robber does the crime, then does the time. The archaeologist does the time, then the crime.
  3. What do a bad author and a grave robber have in common? They both create a lot of plotholes.
  4. Grave robber grave robber: oh no i dug up the wrong grave
    me, rising from my coffin: you should have said you made a grave mistake
  5. If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?
  6. What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room? I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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Grave Robber One Liners

Which grave robber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grave robber? I can suggest the ones about armed robber and bank robber.

  1. Whats the difference between an archeologist and a grave robber ? Nationality
  2. Dirty hands are a sign of clean money.... Unless you're a grave robber
  3. Why are grave robbers no fun at parties? The are serious criminals.

Grave Robber Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about grave robber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robber up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grave robber pranks.

Two grave robbers walk into a bar

They go to a corner and start playing poker together.
An hour later the first grave robber goes up to the bartender. The bartender asks, what happened? You look upset.
The grave robber replies, i just lost an arm and a leg!

So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,

He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."

Police baffed by grave robber

Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.
Turns out that was a dead give away.