The Best 45 Grav Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grav jokes. There are some grav collect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grav valuable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grav Jokes and Puns

Gravity makes a terrible friend.

It's always holding you down.

What does it say on the gravestone of the guy who made Beyblades?

Let him RIP!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Grav joke, Why do graveyards have fences?

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Graveyard shortcut

A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.

He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.

Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"

The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."

Is your name Gravity ?

Cause you're attractive.


Without it, we would just have gravy.

Grav joke, Gravity

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Gravity is just a myth.

We all know it's the white man keeping us down.

I never really liked gravity...

... It's always bringing me down.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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If Gravemind from Halo did product placement...

We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave

I like Gravity...

It keeps me down to earth

If gravity were a person...

He'd be pretty down to earth.

Why was the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

A grave digger...

A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.

The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.

The grave digger hits the coffin.

The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.

The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"

Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."

Grav joke, A grave digger...

Gravity is a harsh mistress...

*... but she has reasonable rates!*

Why is gravity your enemy?

Because it is keeping you down.

I want to thank gravity...

For keeping me down to Earth


Where would we be without it?

Why do graveyards have fences?

People are dying to get in.

Gravity takes the fun out of everything

Then again it makes most of us more grounded.

Graveyards are great places to get laid

Especially if you have a shovel and a can do attitude!

Gravity gets me down sometimes.

But at least it keeps me grounded.

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular places in the world?

People are just dying to get there.

Where there's a will

there's a grave.

Where are graveyards located?

In the dead center of town.

Why are there fences around them?
Because everyone is just dying to get in.

Gravity, the greatest jokester

Always trying to pull down your pants

So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,

He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."

Why does Gravity like fat people?

Because they are the most attractive

A grave mistake....

I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the local cemetery. 3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let then walk along with me. I told them "I understand - I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."

Never seen anyone run so fast...!!!

A graveyard is the most popular place in town.

After all, people are dying to get there

Why do graveyards have big walls around them?

Because everybody's dying to get in

Gravity is such a disappointment.

It always lets me down.

Grave diggers are like gardeners

They plant vegetables

Gravity and I have a horrible relationship.

It's always trying to keep me down.

There's a graveyard at the end of my street.

I guess it really is a dead end.

Why did the graveyard get a COVID test?

Because of all the coffin.

"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."

"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."

Why's a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?

Everybody's 6 feet away

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it?


The Grave of the fireflies was such a good movie..

Can't wait more to watch the second part.

Is gravity real?

or does the earth just suck

I was going to tell you a gravity joke

....but no one was gonna fall for it.

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get...


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