Grav Jokes
60 grav jokes and hilarious grav puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grav that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short grav jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grav humour may include short hours jokes also.
- Do you know what happens when... ... You get Grav Lox, Smoked Lox, and Nova Scotia Lox together?
You get combination lox!
... via my Dad just now.
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Cheeky Grav Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about grav you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coffin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grav pranks.
Gravity makes a terrible friend.
It's always holding you down.
What does it say on the gravestone of the guy who made Beyblades?
Let him RIP!
Why did gravity get a gun?
So it could join the armed forces.
Why aren't grave-diggers creative?
Because they're all very down-to-earth people.
Graveyard shortcut
A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.
He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.
Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"
The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."
Is your name Gravity ?
Cause you're attractive.
Gravity
Without it, we would just have gravy.
Gravity is actually very weak
For it does not even lift.
Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?
Because it doesn't even lift.
Gravity is such a bully...
It always brings us down.
How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?
He died of asphinxiation!
How does gravity greet itself?
It just waves
If Gravemind from halo did product placement...
We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave
Burma-Shave
Why are grave robbers no fun at parties?
The are serious criminals.
I'm a grave digger,
My hole job is depressing.
I like Gravity...
It keeps me down to earth
Why did the gravedigger quit his job at the haunted cementery?
He was in GRAVE danger.
Gravestone of a lawyer
"Here lies a lawyer. he lies still."
If gravity were a person...
He'd be pretty down to earth.
Why was the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
A grave digger...
A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.
The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.
The grave digger hits the coffin.
The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.
The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"
Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."
Gravity is a harsh mistress...
*... but she has reasonable rates!*
Why did gravity and magnetism hook up?
We don't fully know, but there were definitely forces of attraction at work.
Why is gravity your enemy?
Because it is keeping you down.
A gravedigger buried a coffin in the wrong place
He has made a grave mistake.
I want to thank gravity...
For keeping me down to Earth
Gravity..
..is gonna be the downfall of earth.
Grave robber
grave robber: oh no i dug up the wrong grave
me, rising from my coffin: you should have said you made a grave mistake
Gravity takes the fun out of everything
Then again it makes most of us more grounded.
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Graveyards are great places to get laid
Especially if you have a shovel and a can do attitude!
Gravity gets me down sometimes.
But at least it keeps me grounded.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular places in the world?
People are just dying to get there.
Where there's a will
there's a grave.
Where are graveyards located?
In the dead center of town.
Gravity, the greatest jokester
Always trying to pull down your pants
Saw a gravestone yesterday marked 'Eliza'...
Eliza Mann
So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,
He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."
Gravity is just a plot made up by NASA...
To keep us down!
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Why does Gravity like fat people?
Because they are the most attractive
Grandma's grave
I don't visit my grandma's grave anymore.
She's dead to me.
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Why are grave diggers such lousy drivers?
Because they are always undertaking
Grave diggers are like gardeners
They plant vegetables
Gravity and I have a horrible relationship.
It's always trying to keep me down.
There's a graveyard at the end of my street.
I guess it really is a dead end.
Why did the graveyard get a COVID test?
Because of all the coffin.
"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."
"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
Why's a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?
Everybody's 6 feet away
Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravy!
The Grave of the fireflies was such a good movie..
Can't wait more to watch the second part.
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Is gravity real?
or does the earth just s**...
I was going to tell you a gravity joke
....but no one was gonna fall for it.
It's not graverobbing! It's a system of mining grave yards to determine the validity of transactions.
It's a new way of thinking of money! I call it crypt-o-currency.
Why do gravediggers have great job security?
Because they know where all the bodies are buried.
Gravity will never fail you...
But it will always let you down.
I'll see myself out...
The earth's gravity is getting stronger!
Every time I step on the scales they register a few pounds higher.
Two grave robbers walk into a bar
They go to a corner and start playing poker together.
An hour later the first grave robber goes up to the bartender. The bartender asks, what happened? You look upset.
The grave robber replies, i just lost an arm and a leg!
Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in our universe but if you remove it you get gravy
also austria is not part of nato
I saw a grave sweeper at the cemetery and asked him if the place was haunted.
He said no, he hadn't seen a ghost in over 200 years.
Why was the gravedigger fired?
Because he kept losing the plot.
Why is gravity so cheap?
Why Because it's mass-produced.
