The Best 46 Grav Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grav jokes. There are some grav collect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grav valuable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Grav Jokes and Puns

Gravity makes a terrible friend.

It's always holding you down.

What does it say on the gravestone of the guy who made Beyblades?

Let him RIP!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Graveyard shortcut

A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.

He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.

Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"

The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."

Is your name Gravity ?

Cause you're attractive.


Without it, we would just have gravy.

Grav joke, Gravity

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

I never really liked gravity...

... It's always bringing me down.

Gravity is such a bully...

It always brings us down.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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If Gravemind from Halo did product placement...

We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave

I like Gravity...

It keeps me down to earth

If gravity were a person...

He'd be pretty down to earth.

Why was the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

A grave digger...

A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.

The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.

The grave digger hits the coffin.

The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.

The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"

Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."

Grav joke, A grave digger...

Gravity is a harsh mistress...

*... but she has reasonable rates!*

Why is gravity your enemy?

Because it is keeping you down.

Why do graveyards have fences?

People are dying to get in.

Gravity gets me down sometimes.

But at least it keeps me grounded.

Why does Gravity like fat people?

Because they are the most attractive

A grave mistake....

I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the local cemetery. 3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let then walk along with me. I told them "I understand - I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."

Never seen anyone run so fast...!!!

Why do graveyards have big walls around them?

Because everybody's dying to get in

Gravity is such a disappointment.

It always lets me down.

Grave diggers are like gardeners

They plant vegetables

Gravity and I have a horrible relationship.

It's always trying to keep me down.

Grav joke, Gravity and I have a horrible relationship.

There's a graveyard at the end of my street.

I guess it really is a dead end.

Why did the graveyard get a COVID test?

Because of all the coffin.

"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."

"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."

Why's a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?

Everybody's 6 feet away

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the Universe. What do you get when you remove it?


The Grave of the fireflies was such a good movie..

Can't wait more to watch the second part.

Is gravity real?

or does the earth just suck

I was going to tell you a gravity joke

....but no one was gonna fall for it.

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get...


Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature.

But if you get rid of it you get gravy.

It's not graverobbing! It's a system of mining grave yards to determine the validity of transactions.

It's a new way of thinking of money! I call it crypt-o-currency.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Why do graveyards have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do gravediggers have great job security?

Because they know where all the bodies are buried.

Gravity is the most important force in the universe.

If you took it away, you have only gravy left

Gravity will never fail you...

But it will always let you down.

I'll see myself out...

The earth's gravity is getting stronger!

Every time I step on the scales they register a few pounds higher.

Two grave robbers walk into a bar

They go to a corner and start playing poker together.

An hour later the first grave robber goes up to the bartender. The bartender asks, what happened? You look upset.
The grave robber replies, i just lost an arm and a leg!

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in our universe but if you remove it you get gravy

also austria is not part of nato

I saw a grave sweeper at the cemetery and asked him if the place was haunted.

He said no, he hadn't seen a ghost in over 200 years.

Gravely funny

Why do they have fences around cemeteries?

Because everyone is dying to get in.

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