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67 grater jokes and hilarious grater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at these hilarious grater jokes! From cheese to fromage to halloumi, we've got jokes about all your favorite Sargento cheese graters. Whether you think grating cheese is funny or not, you'll find the funniest jokes here!

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Funniest Grater Short Jokes

Short grater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grater humour may include short grated cheese jokes also.

  1. Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
  2. What did helen keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
  3. What did ray charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
  4. Did you hear about stevie wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
  5. I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said that it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
  6. Harry was blind... ... His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
  7. I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle... ...he said it was the most violent thing he ever read.
  8. What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!
  9. Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
  10. I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He told me it was the most violent book he had ever read.

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Grater One Liners

Which grater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grater? I can suggest the ones about grinder and grader.

  1. Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater.
  2. Why didn't the cheese wantto get sliced? It had grater plans
  3. What's the most violent book Helen Keller ever read? A cheese grater
  4. I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box. I'll break the glass in queso-mergency
  5. Gave my blind friend a cheese grater He said it was the best book he ever read
  6. When Life gives you a cheese grater... You hold it up and say, 'Life's grate'.
  7. What do you get when you cross a cheese grater with a giraffe? A ban from the zoo.
  8. My blind friend asked me to get him a book in brail... So I gave him a cheese grater.
  9. I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems.
  10. Yesterday I had to throw out my moldy shredded cheese It was for the grater good.
  11. Why didn't cheese want to be sliced? It had grater plans.
  12. What's better than cheese? A cheese grater
  13. What did King Cheese say to his subordinates? I am grater than you
  14. Dad! My friend gave me a cheese grater for my birthday! That's grate, son.
  15. I've got to get into shape for my new job as a cheese grater. I've got to get shredded.

Cheese Grater Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheese grater jokes and even better cheese grater puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Gave my blind mate a cheese grater the other day... He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
  • What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.
  • I bought my cousin, who is blind, a cheese grater last Christmas. He said it's the most violent book his ever read.
  • Whats red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? A baby playing with a cheese grater
  • what did the blind guy say when he was handed a cheese grater That's the most violent story I've ever read
  • How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
  • A blind man complained to customer service He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"
  • What did the blind man say when he ran his fingers over a cheese grater? "this is the most violent book I've ever read"
  • A blind person gets a cheese grater as a Christmas gift from a friend. A week passes and he calls his friend and says to him : " That's one of the most violent books i've ever read".
  • Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.
Grater joke, Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday...

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What funny jokes about grater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grater pranks.

Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my

Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time
(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):
Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater
(Also probably not original)

I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by h**... and Saddam Hussein.

It was the grater of two evils.

Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea.

He said: "who wrote this b**..."

I read a review for this cheese grater I was buying online...

"The most violent book I've ever read" - Helen Keller

I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.

I am now the greater grater grader.

What gets smaller and smaller while it sits in a corner?

Michael J Fox holding a cheese grater

What did Helen Keller say when she got a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent novel I've read!"

Did you hear about the blind man who was given a cheese grater for Christmas?

He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read.

I gave a cheese grater to a blind man for a present

He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.

If you cut yourself on a cheese grater

It probably is for the grater good...
scrap that joke, it's too cheesy.

i rubbed a lamp once and a genie came out of it

he said i'll grant you one wish, i said i wish i could talk to cheese
*p**...* he granted my wish and disappeared
a few days later i'm in my house, and i open the fridge out of boredom and i see this block of cheese
and it said to me: "hey mister, i don't wanna stay in your fridge forever, i have grater plans"

Grater joke, Gave my blind friend a cheese grater

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