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  1. Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.
  2. Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
  3. How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
  4. Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again
  5. I've always hated donating blood. They always ask way too many questions. Like, "Where did you get the blood" or "Whose blood is this". Like come on, I'm donating just be grateful.
  6. Republicans in Congress have proposed a bill to ban the sale of shredded cheese in supermarkets across the country They want to Make America Grate Again.
  7. You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently.
  8. I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese. Part of his plan to make America grate again.
  9. I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tube or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again.
  10. If Trump wins a second term he will halt all shredded cheese production. He is going to make Americans grate again . . .

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  1. President Trump just banned shredded cheeses. He wants to Make America Grate Again
  2. I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word "plethora" for me... It meant a lot.
  3. I asked my wife if she wanted me to shred some cheese. She said "that would be grate!"
  4. If the U.S. ran out of shredded cheese... we would have to "make America grate again"
  5. What did the cheese say before it got shredded? Oh grate...
  6. I don’t mean to be so cheesy, but dumplings are just grate.
  7. We need to ban pre shredded cheese... Make America grate again.
  8. I'm grateful to you for teaching me the definition of 'abundance' It means a lot.
  9. A woman bought a bag of terribly grated cheese She regrated it later.
  10. I watched a film about cheese. It was G-Rated.
  11. I'm tired of pre shredded cheese Make America grate again
  12. Who doesn't like cheesy puns... They're just so grate!
  13. Trump BANS the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again
  14. What do you call a grateful train? Thomas the Thanks Engine
  15. Courtesy of my 8yo son What's the highest rating that cheese can get?
    Grate.

Grate joke, Courtesy of my 8yo son

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Cheerful Grate Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about grate you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean grill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make grate prank.

A grate dad!

Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world?
I do not know son, ask your grandfather.

How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Cheese puns...

Aren't they grate?

Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories.

He says he wants to "make America grate again."

How to get a divorce

Wife: Honey, how do I look?
Husband: Like a.. Well, great!
Wife: Good great or bad great?
Husband: Overflowing sewer grate.

Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese...

...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...

The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president...

They're ready to make America grate again.

Donald Trump intends to make the slicing of cheese i**....

It's part of his plan to make America grate again.

Breaking: Donald Trump just announced ban on shredded cheese if elected!

He says this is a crucial step toward Making America Grate Again.

TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately.

It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again.

THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.

Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"

Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese.

Make Britain grate again.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years.

Donald Trump declares that supermarkets can no longer sell pizzas topped with cheese.

When an interviewer asks him why, he says that it's because he wants to make America grate again.

Can you name a grateful astronomer?

How about Neil Degracias Tyson?

If Donald Trump becomes president, he pledges to prohibit the sales of pre-grated cheese....

Apparently it's in a bid to make America grate again!
(*I'm sorry i'll leave now*)

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all.

I think it's time to make America grate again.

Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese.

He will Make America Grate Again.

Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news

The newscaster announces "Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"
Doc Brown: "Grate, Scott!"

Take pre-shredded cheese away from Americans

Make America grate again.

What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.

Grate.

The Trump administration just put a ban on all shredded cheese.

I guess they wanted to Make America Grate Again

As a cheesemonger, I spent a lot of time cutting cheese up in to little pieces.

It's grate.

Have y'all met the new girl at the dairy farm?

Cheese grate at her job.

Why were the Grateful Dead shows always sooooo hot?

None of the fans worked.

The Australian government wishes to band grated cheese

They want to make Australia grate again

Apparently Donald Trump has banned all grated cheese in stores.

He's trying to make "America Grate Again"
Reposted because of grammar

Did you hear about the movement to ban shredded cheese?

They want to make America grate again.

The concept of a shredder is

grate on paper.

Cheese is good

Parmesan, however, grate.

"Mr. Cheese, it's time for you to be sliced up into little pieces."

"Oh grate!"

TIL: Sales of shredded cheese have increased over the past year

Which means that Trump didn't make America grate again.

[Political] I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned the sale of shredded cheese yet.

He said he would "Make America Grate Again"
(Sorry, that was a cheesy joke)

My mom has an obsession with cheese.

I think its grate.

When you put catnip in a scratching board to encourage cats to scratch it, you think it's cute when they use it.

But I would think that from their point of view, it's more like a crack addict that dropped a rock through a grate and is trying to get it back.

My dad always said: "When life gets you down, shred cheese."

That was grate advice.

Ban shredded cheese!

Make America grate again

What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out of drugs?

Hey guys, what's that horrible music?
Source: A friend who followed the Dead around told me this years ago.

The campaign to re-irritate our international allies is called:

Make America Grate Again

I'm really grateful that I had parents who opened their hearts to me when I was a boy.

It made it easier for me to accept my cannibalistic nature.

I really dislike whole blocks of cheese

They aren't grate.

I was seeing this h**... about twice a week.

But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.

I'm grateful for my father ...

He alway kept me fed, he always kept a roof over my head, and he always used a soft-sole shoe when he beat me.
A good man.

What is your best ability?

I have grate speling.

How did the ex-convict get stuck in the sewer grate?

He felon.

Why aren't more conservatives protesting the sales of pre-shredded cheese?

I thought we were trying to make America grate again.

I said to my teenage son "There are two words I'm hearing a lot, and they're starting to grate"

"I'd like you to stop using them so much, please. One of them is 'cringe' and the other is 'epic'. Do you think you could manage that?"
He said "Sure, Dad -- what are the two words?"

Why did the block of cheese run in the US presidential election?

Because he wanted to make America grate again.

Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.

It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.
Credit to my 12 year old son.

(6yo nephew came to me and blurted) What does the cheese say to the other cheese passing by ?

Have a grate day.

Saw some workers on my street replacing a storm drain cover and decided to offer them some words of encouragement:

You guys are doing a grate job.

There are two types of puns.

The great puns, which are great to hear, and the grate puns, which grate your ears.

Apparently loads of people turned away from voting for Trump coz he wanted to ban shredded cheese

He wanted to Make America Grate again.

Grate joke, Apparently loads of people turned away from voting for Trump coz he wanted to ban shredded cheese

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