Grated Cheese Jokes
103 grated cheese jokes and hilarious grated cheese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grated cheese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Grated Cheese Short Jokes
Short grated cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grated cheese humour may include short cheese grater jokes also.
- Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.
- Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
- Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again
- Republicans in Congress have proposed a bill to ban the sale of shredded cheese in supermarkets across the country They want to Make America Grate Again.
- You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently.
- I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese. Part of his plan to make America grate again.
- I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tube or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again.
- If Trump wins a second term he will halt all shredded cheese production. He is going to make Americans grate again . . .
- Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...
- (6yo nephew came to me and blurted) What does the cheese say to the other cheese passing by ? Have a grate day.
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Grated Cheese One Liners
Which grated cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grated cheese? I can suggest the ones about grilled cheese and shredded cheese.
- President Trump just banned shredded cheeses. He wants to Make America Grate Again
- I asked my wife if she wanted me to shred some cheese. She said "that would be grate!"
- If the U.S. ran out of shredded cheese... we would have to "make America grate again"
- What did the cheese say before it got shredded? Oh grate...
- We need to ban pre shredded cheese... Make America grate again.
- A woman bought a bag of terribly grated cheese She regrated it later.
- I watched a film about cheese. It was G-Rated.
- I'm tired of pre shredded cheese Make America grate again
- Trump BANS the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again
- Courtesy of my 8yo son What's the highest rating that cheese can get?
Grate. - Cheese is good Parmesan, however, grate.
- My dad always said: "When life gets you down, shred cheese." That was grate advice.
- What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it.
- When Life gives you a cheese grater... You hold it up and say, 'Life's grate'.
- A wizard once turned me into a block of cheese... I was very grateful.
Grated Cheese Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about grated cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheddar cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grated cheese pranks.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my
Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time
(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):
Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater
(Also probably not original)
How does a turtle grate cheese?
Shredder
Cheese puns...
Aren't they grate?
Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories.
He says he wants to "make America grate again."
The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president...
They're ready to make America grate again.
Donald Trump intends to make the slicing of cheese i**....
It's part of his plan to make America grate again.
Breaking: Donald Trump just announced ban on shredded cheese if elected!
He says this is a crucial step toward Making America Grate Again.
TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately.
It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again.
Did you know the USA is banning shredded cheese?
We are trying to make America grate again!
My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry..
Hated grating.
THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.
Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"
Apparently Mr. Trump is tired of all this pre - shredded cheeses saturating the market...
He's gonna make America grate again
What do you do with suspicious looking cheese?
You interror-grate it!
Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make Britain grate again.
Things Michael J. Fox would be good at
Grating Parmesan cheese.
I was going to make a cheese pun
But it doesn't sound so grate anymore.
Donald Trump declares that supermarkets can no longer sell pizzas topped with cheese.
When an interviewer asks him why, he says that it's because he wants to make America grate again.
If Donald Trump becomes president, he pledges to prohibit the sales of pre-grated cheese....
Apparently it's in a bid to make America grate again!
(*I'm sorry i'll leave now*)
Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese...
... in order to "make America Grate again"
What did one cheese say to the other?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
My dad told me to bring cheese to go voting...
because he says we need to make America grate again
Did you hear about Donald Trump opening up his own line of cheese shops?
He's going to make America grate again.
This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all.
I think it's time to make America grate again.
Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese.
He will Make America Grate Again.
Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news
The newscaster announces "Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"
Doc Brown: "Grate, Scott!"
As a member of the Wisconsin Cheese Lobby, I am fed up with all these pre-shredded cheeses.
Let's Make America Grate Again!
Take pre-shredded cheese away from Americans
Make America grate again.
The Trump administration just put a ban on all shredded cheese.
I guess they wanted to Make America Grate Again
Dad! My friend gave me a cheese grater for my birthday!
That's grate, son.
As a cheesemonger, I spent a lot of time cutting cheese up in to little pieces.
It's grate.
Did you know that shredded swiss is one of the best singers of all time?
Cheese grate!
Today, I went to a spa that used melted cheese (Of course not hot) to treat my skin.
And I got to say. I felt _grate_ after!
Have y'all met the new girl at the dairy farm?
Cheese grate at her job.
If you grate the cheese it won't turn bad.
Because it can't degrate.
The Australian government wishes to band grated cheese
They want to make Australia grate again
Apparently Donald Trump has banned all grated cheese in stores.
He's trying to make "America Grate Again"
Reposted because of grammar
Did you hear about the movement to ban shredded cheese?
They want to make America grate again.
Why couldn't a block of cheese cross the road?
Because he was not allowed to leave his *grated* community.
Why is cheese afraid of God?
Because God is grate
"Mr. Cheese, it's time for you to be sliced up into little pieces."
"Oh grate!"
TIL: Sales of shredded cheese have increased over the past year
Which means that Trump didn't make America grate again.
Where does fancy cheese live?
In a grated community
What did the Ham Sandwich say to his girlfriend, the Cheese Sandwich ?
You're Grate in Bread.
I left my grated cheese in front of my child, and he pressed it back into one. Guess I shouldn't have left it out
I am regrating it.
[Political] I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned the sale of shredded cheese yet.
He said he would "Make America Grate Again"
(Sorry, that was a cheesy joke)
My mom has an obsession with cheese.
I think its grate.
My friend said to me yeasterday,
"Yesterday I cut up a bunch of cheese into tiny pieces, and I feel really accomplished. I just don't remember what to call it"
I replied, "that's grate!"
Ban shredded cheese!
Make America grate again
I really want to tour Kraft's Parmesan cheese factory.
I hear it a grate place to visit.
I really dislike whole blocks of cheese
They aren't grate.
I'm sick of all the preprocess shredded and grated cheeses now a'days.
Make America Grate Again
Trump wants to make it i**... to buy pre-shredded cheese
It's all part of his plan to make America *grate* again.
President Trump just announced an new tax break for producers of shredded cheese
He wants to make America grate again.
whats so good about thin strips of cheese?
I don't know. It's just grate.
My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses
... they want to make America grate again
I feel like wic is the only goverment program that actually is taking steps to make america grate again.
They only offer blocks of cheese.
President Trump announces ban on pre-shredded cheese
When asked about this decision, he was quoted as saying "Make America Grate Again!"
Why aren't more conservatives protesting the sales of pre-shredded cheese?
I thought we were trying to make America grate again.
My cheese was too k**...
It wanted to be de-grated.
Why did the block of cheese run in the US presidential election?
Because he wanted to make America grate again.
Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.
It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.
Credit to my 12 year old son.