Grassy Jokes
4 grassy jokes and hilarious grassy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grassy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Having a bad day? Need a laugh? Check out this collection of hilarious jokes about the grassy knoll, idly gazing out of a field and mowing the lawn. Get ready to chuckle!
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Hilarious Fun Grassy Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What is a good grassy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man and a dog walk into a bar
Both get up on stools and the bartender says "sorry no dogs"
"But my dog can talk"
Bartender: "Prove it"
"Fido, what is the top part of a house called"
Dog: "Roof, roof"
Bartender (annoyed): "You're going to have to do better than that"
"Fido, what is the high grassy part of a golf course called?"
Dog: "Ruff, ruff"
Bartender (more annoyed): "I'll give you one last chance before I throw you out"
"Fido, who is the greatest baseball player of all time"
Dog: "Ruth, ruth"
Bartender throws the both of them out into the street.
Dog: "Maybe I should have said Dimaggio"
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Two blondes were driving in a car
They observed another blonde rowing a boat out in the middle of a grassy field. They first blonde turned to the second and said "it's blondes like that that give us a bad name". "Yeah" said the second blonde, "and if I could swim, I'd go out there and drown her"
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a couple was walking in the woods when his bf pulled his girl in a secluded grassy area.
the bf then hurriedly stared taking off his pants.
then the girl ask, "do i start taking off my clothes too?"
the bf then replied.
"why? do you also need to take a s**...?"
My wife prefers having picnics on a sandy beach, whereas I prefer in a grassy park...
We can't seem to find common ground
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