The Best 5 Grassy Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Grassy jokes. There are some grassy wooded jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grassy expanse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Grassy Jokes and Puns

Two blondes were driving in a car

They observed another blonde rowing a boat out in the middle of a grassy field. They first blonde turned to the second and said "it's blondes like that that give us a bad name". "Yeah" said the second blonde, "and if I could swim, I'd go out there and drown her"

a couple was walking in the woods when his bf pulled his girl in a secluded grassy area.

the bf then hurriedly stared taking off his pants.

then the girl ask, "do i start taking off my clothes too?"

the bf then replied.

"why? do you also need to take a shit?"

My wife prefers having picnics on a sandy beach, whereas I prefer in a grassy park...

We can't seem to find common ground

At a picnic my 5 year old Hispanic son came over to give me a drink..

He fell on the ground and I pointed at his pants and said "mucho grassy ass"

An old bull and a young bull stand on top of a grassy hill overlooking a field of cows. Slightly[nsfw]

The young bull turns to the old bull and says "hey, why don't we run down this hill and screw a few of those cows?"

The old bull thinks for a moment and replies "how about we walk down there, and screw them all?"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grassy steelers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grassy meadow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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