Following is our collection of funniest Grasshopper jokes. There are some grasshopper daiquiri jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grasshopper drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The bartender turns to him and says,
"Hey, you're quite a celebrity, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at him surprised, and says,
"You have a drink called Steve?"
Bartender goes "*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"
Grasshopper excitingly responds "*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
He walks up to the bar, and takes a seat. He flags the bartender down and orders a beer. The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer. After handing him his beer, the bartender says "You know we have a drink named after you"?. The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look and says "You got a drink named Ted"?
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said,
"We have a drink named after you!"
Imagine that, a drink named Howard.
The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up.
...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You serve a drink called Irving?"
The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?"
"You have a drink called Steve?"
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And the bartender says "I have a shot named after you"
The grasshopper replies "you have a shot named Steve?!"
My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share
And the bar staff said to the grasshopper " theres a drink named after you "
The Grasshopper replied " theres a drink called bob?! "
The bartender says to the grasshopper "You know, we have a drink named after you."
To which the grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Pete?"
Insect-ure.
You're welcome.
and the bar keep says:
"Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies:
"You have a drink named Bob?"
...and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"
He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gets his drink and hands it to him. "You know, we have a drink named after you," says the bartender trying to make small talk. The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
The barman says " we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "what? You have a drink named Eric?"
Grasscoppers
He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"
He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"
A "hum" bug.
Bartender: Hey we have a beer here named after you!
Grasshopper: What? Kevin?
Bartender: we have a drink named after you
Grasshopper: what? You have a drink named Gary?
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have one scotch thanks.
The bartender, amazed says to the grasshopper: You know we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper looks at the man confused.
What, you have a drink named Kevin?
And the grasshopper says what? ..Kevin?
A grasshopper
A focust
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper, surprised and pleased, says, "Oh, really? Tom Collins?"
Nephew: You should never live in a Fall's sense of security
They prefer cricket!
Since I was ni hou to a grasshopper
He sits down and the bartender looks at him and says: Hey! Ya know, we have a drink named after you?! The Grasshopper replies: You have a drink named Larry?
The bartender says Hey we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper says You have a drink named Steve?
From none other than bobby lee
He sits down and tells the bartender, I don't drink too often, so what would you recommend? Bartender says, I make a pretty good grasshopper. Guy replies, Cool, I'll have one. So the bartender whips it up, the guy drinks it, and heads out of the bar.
While walking to his car the guy notices a grasshopper on the sidewalk. Guy looks down and says, did you know they have a drink named after you in there?
Grasshopper says, they have a drink named Lenny?
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says we got a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks up surprised, "you've got a drink named Steve?!
A grasshopper goes in a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks up with confusion and replies, Why would you have a drink named Frank?
A grasshopper walks into a bar and pulls up a seat.
The bartender sees him and says "Hey! We have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks at him and says "You have a drink named Steve??"
The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
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