The Best 43 Grasshopper Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Grasshopper jokes. There are some grasshopper daiquiri jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grasshopper drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Grasshopper Jokes and Puns
A grasshopper hops into a bar.
The bartender turns to him and says,
"Hey, you're quite a celebrity, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at him surprised, and says,
"You have a drink called Steve?"
Grasshopper walks into a bar
Bartender goes "*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"
Grasshopper excitingly responds "*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
He walks up to the bar, and takes a seat. He flags the bartender down and orders a beer. The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer. After handing him his beer, the bartender says "You know we have a drink named after you"?. The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look and says "You got a drink named Ted"?
Found this one in a joke book I wrote in elementary school. (not an original)
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said,
"We have a drink named after you!"
Imagine that, a drink named Howard.
So a grasshopper walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
Where do grasshoppers eat?
At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You serve a drink called Irving?"
A grasshopper hops into a bar...
The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
"You have a drink called Steve?"
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A grasshopper walks into a bar
And the bartender says "I have a shot named after you"
The grasshopper replies "you have a shot named Steve?!"
My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share
A grasshopper walks into a bar.......
And the bar staff said to the grasshopper " theres a drink named after you "
The Grasshopper replied " theres a drink called bob?! "
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The bartender says to the grasshopper "You know, we have a drink named after you."
To which the grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Pete?"
What would you call a grasshopper that was unsure of himself?
Insect-ure.
You're welcome.
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
and the bar keep says:
"Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies:
"You have a drink named Bob?"
A grasshopper sits at the bar...
...and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call
A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. What does he say.
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
A grass hopper hops into a bar
The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"
A Grasshopper walks into a bar
He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gets his drink and hands it to him. "You know, we have a drink named after you," says the bartender trying to make small talk. The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The barman says " we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "what? You have a drink named Eric?"
What do you call the grasshopper police?
Grasscoppers
A grasshopper walks in to a bar...
He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"
A Grasshopper walks into a bar
He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"
What do you call a grasshopper that forgot the words to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas?"
A "hum" bug.
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
Bartender: Hey we have a beer here named after you!
Grasshopper: What? Kevin?
A talking grasshopper walks into a bar
Bartender: we have a drink named after you
Grasshopper: what? You have a drink named Gary?
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have one scotch thanks.
The bartender, amazed says to the grasshopper: You know we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper looks at the man confused.
What, you have a drink named Kevin?
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says hey, we've got a drink named after you .
And the grasshopper says what? ..Kevin?
What do you call a stoner with one leg?
A grasshopper
What do you call a grasshopper on adderall?
A focust
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper, surprised and pleased, says, "Oh, really? Tom Collins?"
Told my nephew the story of the grasshopper and the ant. The ant saved up for winter while the grasshopper didn't. I asked my nephew at the end of the story Me:What is the moral of the story?
Nephew: You should never live in a Fall's sense of security
Why don't grasshoppers watch football?
They prefer cricket!
I've been learning Chinese for a long time...
Since I was ni hou to a grasshopper
A Grasshopper walks into a bar...
He sits down and the bartender looks at him and says: Hey! Ya know, we have a drink named after you?! The Grasshopper replies: You have a drink named Larry?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The bartender says Hey we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper says You have a drink named Steve?
From none other than bobby lee
A guy walks into a bar
He sits down and tells the bartender, I don't drink too often, so what would you recommend? Bartender says, I make a pretty good grasshopper. Guy replies, Cool, I'll have one. So the bartender whips it up, the guy drinks it, and heads out of the bar.
While walking to his car the guy notices a grasshopper on the sidewalk. Guy looks down and says, did you know they have a drink named after you in there?
Grasshopper says, they have a drink named Lenny?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says we got a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks up surprised, "you've got a drink named Steve?!
A grasshopper goes in a bar..
A grasshopper goes in a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks up with confusion and replies, Why would you have a drink named Frank?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and pulls up a seat.
The bartender sees him and says "Hey! We have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks at him and says "You have a drink named Steve??"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
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