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Found this one in a joke book I wrote in elementary school. (not an original)
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said,
"We have a drink named after you!"
Imagine that, a drink named Howard.
So a grasshopper walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You serve a drink called Irving?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The barman says " we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "what? You have a drink named Eric?"
A grasshopper walks in to a bar...
He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"
A man walks in to a bar...
The man orders a grasshopper. On the way home he notices a grasshopper on the ground and says: you know there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper responds: There is a drink named Irving?
An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper.
An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. "We haven't seen you in a while. How is your research going?" the bartender asks. "Great. I've actually had quite a breakthrough. I've discovered that praying mantises don't all follow the same religion," the entolomolgist says. "They're in sects."
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