Grasshopper Bar Jokes
40 grasshopper bar jokes and hilarious grasshopper bar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grasshopper bar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Grasshopper Bar Short Jokes
Short grasshopper bar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grasshopper bar humour may include short grasshopper jokes also.
- So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
- A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, Hey, they named a drink after you! Really? replies the grasshopper. There's a drink named Stan?
- A grasshopper walks into a bar.. The bartender says, hey man, we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, you have a drink named Greg?
- Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes "*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"
Grasshopper excitingly responds "*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*" - A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, Hey, we've got a drink named after you! The grasshopper says, Oh dang, you got a drink named Larry?
- A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?" - A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper, surprised and pleased, says, "Oh, really? Tom Collins?" - A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says:
"Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies:
"You have a drink named Bob?" - A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, Hey, they named a drink after you!
* Really? There's a drink named Stan? * - A Grasshopper walks into a bar... He sits down and the bartender looks at him and says: Hey! Ya know, we have a drink named after you?! The Grasshopper replies: You have a drink named Larry?
Share These Grasshopper Bar Jokes With Friends
Grasshopper Bar Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about grasshopper bar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blonde bar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grasshopper bar pranks.
A grasshopper hops into a bar.
The bartender turns to him and says,
"Hey, you're quite a celebrity, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at him surprised, and says,
"You have a drink called Steve?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
He walks up to the bar, and takes a seat. He flags the bartender down and orders a beer. The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer. After handing him his beer, the bartender says "You know we have a drink named after you"?. The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look and says "You got a drink named Ted"?
Found this one in a joke book I wrote in elementary school. (not an original)
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said,
"We have a drink named after you!"
Imagine that, a drink named Howard.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You serve a drink called Irving?"
A grasshopper hops into a bar...
The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
"You have a drink called Steve?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
And the bartender says "I have a shot named after you"
The grasshopper replies "you have a shot named Steve?!"
My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share
A grasshopper walks into a bar.......
And the bar staff said to the grasshopper " theres a drink named after you "
The Grasshopper replied " theres a drink called bob?! "
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The bartender says to the grasshopper "You know, we have a drink named after you."
To which the grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Pete?"
A grasshopper sits at the bar...
...and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar. What does he say.
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
A grass hopper hops into a bar
The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"
A Grasshopper walks into a bar
He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gets his drink and hands it to him. "You know, we have a drink named after you," says the bartender trying to make small talk. The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
A grasshopper walks in to a bar...
He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"
A Grasshopper walks into a bar
He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
Bartender: Hey we have a beer here named after you!
Grasshopper: What? Kevin?
A talking grasshopper walks into a bar
Bartender: we have a drink named after you
Grasshopper: what? You have a drink named Gary?
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have one scotch thanks.
The bartender, amazed says to the grasshopper: You know we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper looks at the man confused.
What, you have a drink named Kevin?
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says hey, we've got a drink named after you .
And the grasshopper says what? ..Kevin?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The bartender says Hey we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper says You have a drink named Steve?
From none other than bobby lee
A guy walks into a bar
He sits down and tells the bartender, I don't drink too often, so what would you recommend? Bartender says, I make a pretty good grasshopper. Guy replies, Cool, I'll have one. So the bartender whips it up, the guy drinks it, and heads out of the bar.
While walking to his car the guy notices a grasshopper on the sidewalk. Guy looks down and says, did you know they have a drink named after you in there?
Grasshopper says, they have a drink named Lenny?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says we got a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks up surprised, "you've got a drink named Steve?!
A grasshopper goes in a bar..
A grasshopper goes in a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks up with confusion and replies, Why would you have a drink named Frank?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and pulls up a seat.
The bartender sees him and says "Hey! We have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks at him and says "You have a drink named Steve??"
A man walks in to a bar...
The man orders a grasshopper. On the way home he notices a grasshopper on the ground and says: you know there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper responds: There is a drink named Irving?
My yearly cake day joke
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over to him and says:
Hey, you know something? We've got a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks up at the bartender and says:
You've got a drink named Steve?!?
A man walks into a bar
The bartender greets the man and says, We have a special drink for tonight. It's called the grasshopper. The man orders several grasshoppers that evening and walks back home.
As the man is walking back home, he comes across a grasshopper and stops in his path.
He says to the grasshopper, Hey, there's a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, There's a drink named Marvin?
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "Hey, they named a drink after you!"
"Really?" replies the grasshopper. "There's a drink named Henry?"
An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper.
An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. "We haven't seen you in a while. How is your research going?" the bartender asks. "Great. I've actually had quite a breakthrough. I've discovered that praying mantises don't all follow the same religion," the entolomolgist says. "They're in sects."