Grass Seed Jokes
4 grass seed jokes and hilarious grass seed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grass seed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Grass Seed Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good grass seed joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I bought some of that emo grass seed, it's brilliant.
The grass cuts itself.
I told my dad that I wanted to become a man. So he made me lie down on the ground, then he sprinkled grass and seeds on my pecs.
I said, "Why are you doing this?"
He said, "It will put hares on your chest."
I use to work for a hardware store.
I was being trained by this older gentlemen and he was telling me that the job was all about the up sale. I told me to watch as he went up to someone buying grass seed.
"You should buy this new lawn mower too. You don't want to be cutting your nice new grass with an old lawnmower."
So I turn around and see a guy with a box of tampons and give it a try.
"You should buy a new lawn mower. Your weekends ruined anyway, might as well cut the grass."
How did Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola of the jersey shore direct the people looking for the store that sells grass seed?
"Go to the LUUUUUAWWWWWWNNNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUAWWWWWPPPPPP!"
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