Grass Is Greener Jokes

Funniest Grass Is Greener Short Jokes

Short grass is greener jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grass is greener humour may include short greener jokes also.

1. The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed
2. They say that "The grass is always greener on the other side". Especially true of roll on turf.
3. You hear about the quarterback who switched teams after being sacked 8 times?? The grass was greener on the other side of defense.
4. The grass is always greener on the other side. Since the light has to travel longer to reach your eyes, and more of the long-wavelength light is absorbed underway.
5. Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
   Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
6. My Mother use to tell me the grass is always greener on the other side of the Hill... So I visited.
   And found the man she was having an affair with.
7. The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us.
8. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.
9. Grass is greener on the other side!! Guy goes to Mexico to kill himself, spends a week doing blow and b**... h**.... Decides to keep living!
10. They say, "the grass is greener on the other side..." That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my m**....

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Grass Is Greener One Liners

Which grass is greener one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grass is greener? I can suggest the ones about grass and cut grass.

1. Grass is green,
   trees are greener.
   When I think of you,
   I play with my wiener.
2. I just lost a grass growing competition. The grass was Greener in the other side
3. Why did cow cross the road? Because grass is always greener on the other side.
4. The grass is greener on the other side I forgot to water this half, I'm a bad gardener
5. Why is the grass greener in Ireland? Because they're all over here walking on ours.
6. The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
7. The grass is always greener on the other side because its fertilized with b**....
8. The grass is always greener When its not my w**...
9. The grass is not always greener... until you walk into a bar.
   The. F*****. End.
10. Why did the greedy cow commit s**...? Cos the grass is always greener on the other side.

Grass Is Greener Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about grass is greener you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cutting grass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grass is greener pranks.