The Best 8 Grass Grow Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Grass Grow jokes. There are some grass grow grows jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grass grow meadow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Grass Grow Jokes and Puns

A queen asked a beardless knight...

A queen asked a beardless knight, "tell me true: have you fathered any children?" "In truth, my Queen, I have not." "I believe it," she replied, "for it's known to all that one can look at the hay to see if the pitchfork's any good."

"Tell me true," asked the knight, "have you any hair between your legs?" "In truth, young knight, I have not." "I believe it," he replied, "for it's known to all that when too many walk a road, the grass stops growing."

Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub...

and my sister commented that the hair on her ''privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that "grass don't grow on a racetrack".

What car is it best to grow grass on?

K-K-K-Kia

I just lost a grass growing competition.

The grass was Greener in the other side

What do the small grass-like substance that grows on the side of rocks and small winged insects similar to butterflies have in common?

The way Mike Tyson pronounces them.


How tall does the grass grow in Germany?

Nein feet tall.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grass grow mowed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grass grow crops piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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