Grass Grow Jokes
8 grass grow jokes and hilarious grass grow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grass grow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A queen asked a beardless knight...
A queen asked a beardless knight, "tell me true: have you fathered any children?" "In truth, my Queen, I have not." "I believe it," she replied, "for it's known to all that one can look at the hay to see if the pitchfork's any good."
"Tell me true," asked the knight, "have you any hair between your legs?" "In truth, young knight, I have not." "I believe it," he replied, "for it's known to all that when too many walk a road, the grass stops growing."
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub...
and my sister commented that the hair on her ''privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that "grass don't grow on a racetrack".
John and Jack were talking in a bar...
John said: you know Jack, I'll miss you when you are gone. You'll be buried, grass will grow over you, a cow will eat it and will do its business on the road. I'll look to it and think poor Jack, changed so much .
Jack than replied: dear John, I'll also miss you when you are gone. You'll be buried, grass will grow over you, a cow will eat it and will do its business on the road. I'll walk to it and think poor John, hasn't changed a bit .
My Chia Pet was so boring...
...It was so boring, I'd rather go watch the grass grow
What car is it best to grow grass on?
K-K-K-Kia
I just lost a grass growing competition.
The grass was Greener in the other side
What do the small grass-like substance that grows on the side of rocks and small winged insects similar to butterflies have in common?
The way Mike Tyson pronounces them.
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