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If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...
Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat.
If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism...
Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they're grass fed.
I love vegans
The meat is better because its grass fed, locally sourced and free of harmful chemicals
What do you call arguing vegans?
Grass-fed beef.
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Thinking of becoming a cannibal.
If I had to resort to cannibalism, I would want the person I'm eating to be a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass-fed steak.
It's remarkable that nobody has opened a "grass fed" steakhouse in Colorado yet.....On the other hand....
They might just be afraid that the steaks would be too high.
I only date vegans.
I like my meat grass-fed.
Before the annual cattle fest, I fed the cows some 'quality grass'
The steaks have never been higher
Why do Asians never put "grass fed" on their meat products...
Because cats and dogs don't eat grass.
So there's my friend Pete...
So, I have a friend named Pete, who is a bit of a hippy. He's got plenty of "causes," but he's particularly into animal rights--it's kind of annoying sometimes, but whatever.
As it so happens, he's also into Mediterranean food--all vegan, organic, and locally-sourced, of course. So when his usual store ran out of his brand of bread, it was kind of a big deal. He ended up dragging me all over town, all afternoon looking for some grass-fed, free-range ethnic bread.
It just all turned into PETA Pete's pita PITA.
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