Hilarious Grasp Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
I awoke from an accident and was shocked when the doctor told me that my fingers were broken.
It was hard to grasp.
When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken...
it was hard to grasp.
SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF SARCASM
Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips
with the concept of sarcasm.
"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?"
and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use sarcasm himself in future.
"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said.
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
"Hey, great weather."
Greatest situational joke I've ever told...
A girl I know was talking about how her white mum was an Indian chef, which my other friend couldn't quite grasp and said "How can your mum be an Indian chef if she's not Indian?"
I replied "You can be a pizza chef and not be a pizza".
Had a couple people in tears saying that so I thought I'd share it, might have been a 'you-had-to-be-there' moment.
I realized that whacking off helps me fall asleep much faster
This whole time the cure for insomnia was within my grasp
Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
A rich man brings a p**... to a fancy party
The two enter the ballroom with arms in grasp.
The man, with a new suit, clean shave, and an outrageously expensive watch, was clearly dressed to the nines.
The p**..., barely covered and well worked, had been payed handsomely for her time.
The two approach the bar and both order a whiskey, neat; the prim proper elderly waitress responds with a putrid gasp,
I'm sorry, I cannot serve you, as this is the punch line.
I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap....
...but its quite difficult to grasp.
I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer
The cancer s**..., but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!
Wait
No
I do
I can feel the edges of my mind unraveling; each piece, once so firmly put together, slowly falling away from my grasp. To know that the mind, the seat of who you are, can simply... disintegrate, like a mighty sandcastle in the tide...
Well, at least I don't have cancer.
The basics of male m**...
Are easy to grasp.
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Everyone should be able to grasp the concept that COVID-19 spreads quickly.
Even the president gets it.
I've been trying to learn to use bar soap in the shower but it's not going well
I just can't seem to grasp it
I was once chased by a group of angry feminists
Luckily there was a flight of stairs so I was able to get out of their grasp
What do you get when you cross a programmer, a physicist, and a cat?
A very good grasp on strings.
A lot of people think humans having opposable thumbs contributed greatly to our evolution, but I don't know...
...I think we just have a better grasp on things.
LPT: To prevent a snake from biting, grasp their tail firmly and shake vigorously
Since snakes don't have hands, the snake will think that you are a businessman and that he is a business snake, and you are about to make a handshake deal.
My dad couldn't quite grasp the concept of noise-cancelling headphones
Me: You put them on and you can't hear anything.
Him: Well then what's the point?
Teacher: and have nice weekend everyone! Oh Johnny, could you stay for a minute please?
"I heard that you have stolen? How do we call someone that has stolen?
Johnny: "I have no idea what you're talking about, miss."
Teacher: "well, let me give you a hint. If I reached for your pocket... and I grasp a hundred dollars out of it, what do you call me?
Johnny: "a magician."
Not all Americans understand g**... profit
But their politicians have a good grasp on net profit.
What would be a good punchline for this joke?
I'm usually good at this, but I can't think of how to end this line: Shane Battier is on the ground more than _____." There's a ton of good punchlines floating around for it, but I can't seem to grasp one.
What does a r**... and an immigrant have in common?
Neither of Them can fully grasp the language
What is the point of thumbs?
I could never quite grasp it....
iPhone X has face recognition!
What I can't grasp is... how will it work with two-faced people?
Shakespeare is like a fish with epilepsy
I can't even begin to grasp it.
When i woke up from my accident, I was shocked when doctor tole me I broke all my fingers.
It was hard to grasp.
Physics Deniers can't take anything seriously
They just never seem to grasp the gravity of the situation
Got a new rice cooker recently.
I think she's finally starting to grasp the English language.
What is a thing that nobody can grasp?
Teflon.
I was reading this non-friction book
It was hard to grasp
I'm teaching my child about seatbelts
So far, he has a firm grasp of the subject, but we are still waiting for some things to click into place.
Why did h**... lose World War II?
Because his r**... exceeded his grasp.
