Gras Jokes
49 gras jokes and hilarious gras puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gras that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious Mardi Gras jokes! Learn about traditional Cajun humor and get jokes about everything from Foie Gras to Boudreaux and Migrates. Discover the perfect way to celebrate the spirit of Mardi Gras!
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Funniest Gras Short Jokes
Short gras jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gras humour may include short lawn jokes also.
- Chinese New Year, Mardi Gras and valentines day are too close... I don’t know what to paint on my nails.
- A blind man orders steaks at a restaurant but they give him foie gras on accident. He takes a bite and exclaims, "Ugh, this is offal!"
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Gras One Liners
Which gras one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gras? I can suggest the ones about flatbread and offal.
- What do you call vegan foie gras? faux gras
- Why did the cow start flying? It got high off gras
- What do you get when Paul Atreides eats too much? Mahdi Gras
- When is the best time to buy clothing? Mardi Gras. All shirts are half off
- What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper.
- Why do birds migrate south during the winter? To get mardi gras beads.
- What do dentists yell at Mardi Gras? Show us your teeth!
Comedy Gras Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about gras you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean park jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gras pranks.
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
So a grasshopper walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
Where do grasshoppers eat?
At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You serve a drink called Irving?"
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They say, "the grass is greener on the other side..."
That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my m**....
What looks like grass but is red?
grass, i lied about the red part
Why did grass do 8/10?
Because bush did 9/11.
The grass is always browner on the other side...
I am colorblind.
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The grass is always greener on the other side
Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us.
Grass
is always creamer on the udder side.
The grass is greener on the other side
I forgot to water this half, I'm a bad gardener
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The grass is always greener
When its not my w**...
If there's no grass on the field..
flip her over and play in the mud.
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The barman says " we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "what? You have a drink named Eric?"
What did SpaceX's grass smell like after the drones finished mowing it?
It had an E-Lawn Musk
A grasshopper walks in to a bar...
He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"
Grass is always green
unless you are smoking purple
A Grass-Type Pokemon walks in a doctor's office
"Doc, my bulb is sore"
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Why does the grass laugh when midgets run?
Because the nun was the bus driver
I wanted to order food from a fancy restaurant
I didn't want to leave the house, though, so I had them bring the food to me.
I ordered a medium rare steak and foie gras, but when the food arrived my foie gras was missing!
Furious, I drove over to the restaurant and demanded they give me my full order. They did, and before I left I asked them why they did not provide me what I asked for.
The chef said, "Well sir, you said you wanted your meal de-livered."
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Since the light has to travel longer to reach your eyes, and more of the long-wavelength light is absorbed underway.
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The grass is not always greener...
until you walk into a bar.
The. F*****. End.
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Grass is greener on the other side!!
Guy goes to Mexico to kill himself, spends a week doing blow and b**... h**.... Decides to keep living!
Why don't grasshoppers watch football?
They prefer cricket!
Why did the grass Cross the road?
To get to the other sod
If grass is to cows what fish is to cats, then what are donations to twitch cam girls?
Food for thot.
My grass loves when I cut it.
I make it mown.
Everyone should be able to grasp the concept that COVID-19 spreads quickly.
Even the president gets it.
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence,
but it still has to be mowed
The Grass Eaters.
A wealthy man was driving home when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He stopped, asked them why.
They told him they were hungry, and he insisted that they get in the car with him; he will take them somewhere to eat.
They got in the car, thanking him profusely.
He replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."
Do the grass be wet in the morning?
It dew.
Why was the grass wet?
It saw the leaf blower coming
They say that "The grass is always greener on the other side".
Especially true of roll on turf.
