The Best 54 Gras Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gras jokes. There are some gras brace jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gras mardi gras puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gras Jokes and Puns

A grasshopper hops into a bar.

The bartender turns to him and says,

"Hey, you're quite a celebrity, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks at him surprised, and says,

"You have a drink called Steve?"

Grasshopper walks into a bar

Bartender goes "*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"

Grasshopper excitingly responds "*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"

A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor

The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"

Gras joke, A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

He walks up to the bar, and takes a seat. He flags the bartender down and orders a beer. The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer. After handing him his beer, the bartender says "You know we have a drink named after you"?. The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look and says "You got a drink named Ted"?

So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"


Where do grasshoppers eat?

At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...

...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"

Gras joke, A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...

A blind man orders steaks at a restaurant but they give him foie gras on accident.

He takes a bite and exclaims, "Ugh, this is offal!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper says, "You serve a drink called Irving?"

A grasshopper hops into a bar...

The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?"

Why is the grass greener in Ireland?

Because they're all over here walking on ours.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

"You have a drink called Steve?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar

And the bartender says "I have a shot named after you"
The grasshopper replies "you have a shot named Steve?!"

My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender says to the grasshopper "You know, we have a drink named after you."

To which the grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Pete?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

and the bar keep says:
"Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies:
"You have a drink named Bob?"

A grasshopper sits at the bar...

...and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Gras joke, A grasshopper sits at the bar...

The grass is always browner on the other side...

I am colorblind.

Grass

is always creamer on the udder side.

The grass is greener on the other side

I forgot to water this half, I'm a bad gardener


A grasshopper walks into a bar. What does he say.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

The grass is always greener

When its not my weed

What do you get when Paul Atreides eats too much?

Mahdi Gras

A grass hopper hops into a bar

The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"

A Grasshopper walks into a bar

He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gets his drink and hands it to him. "You know, we have a drink named after you," says the bartender trying to make small talk. The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

I wish grass was emo...

...then it would cut itself.

What did SpaceX's grass smell like after the drones finished mowing it?

It had an E-Lawn Musk

A grasshopper walks in to a bar...

He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"

A Grasshopper walks into a bar

He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"

I wish my grass was emo

So it could cut itself

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

Bartender: Hey we have a beer here named after you!

Grasshopper: What? Kevin?

A Grass-Type Pokemon walks in a doctor's office

"Doc, my bulb is sore"

I wanted to order food from a fancy restaurant

I didn't want to leave the house, though, so I had them bring the food to me.

I ordered a medium rare steak and foie gras, but when the food arrived my foie gras was missing!

Furious, I drove over to the restaurant and demanded they give me my full order. They did, and before I left I asked them why they did not provide me what I asked for.

The chef said, "Well sir, you said you wanted your meal de-livered."

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Since the light has to travel longer to reach your eyes, and more of the long-wavelength light is absorbed underway.

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have one scotch thanks.
The bartender, amazed says to the grasshopper: You know we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper looks at the man confused.
What, you have a drink named Kevin?

Why did the cow start flying?

It got high off gras

A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says hey, we've got a drink named after you .

And the grasshopper says what? ..Kevin?

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper, surprised and pleased, says, "Oh, really? Tom Collins?"

Why don't grasshoppers watch football?

They prefer cricket!

Why did the grass Cross the road?

To get to the other sod

A Grasshopper walks into a bar...

He sits down and the bartender looks at him and says: Hey! Ya know, we have a drink named after you?! The Grasshopper replies: You have a drink named Larry?

If grass is to cows what fish is to cats, then what are donations to twitch cam girls?

Food for thot.

My grass loves when I cut it.

I make it mown.

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender says Hey we have a drink named after you.

The grasshopper says You have a drink named Steve?

From none other than bobby lee

I wish my grass was emo....

So that it would cut itself

A grasshopper walks into a bar

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says we got a drink here named after you." The grasshopper looks up surprised, "you've got a drink named Steve?!

A grasshopper goes in a bar..

A grasshopper goes in a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you!

The grasshopper looks up with confusion and replies, Why would you have a drink named Frank?

Everyone should be able to grasp the concept that COVID-19 spreads quickly.

Even the president gets it.

A grasshopper walks into a bar

A grasshopper walks into a bar and pulls up a seat.

The bartender sees him and says "Hey! We have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper looks at him and says "You have a drink named Steve??"

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, Hey, we've got a drink named after you!

The grasshopper says, Oh dang, you got a drink named Larry?

The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence,

but it still has to be mowed

A grasshopper walks into a bar..

The bartender says, hey man, we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, you have a drink named Greg?

What do you call vegan foie gras?

faux gras

The Grass Eaters.

A wealthy man was driving home when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He stopped, asked them why.

They told him they were hungry, and he insisted that they get in the car with him; he will take them somewhere to eat.

They got in the car, thanking him profusely.

He replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."

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