The Best 6 Graphite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Graphite jokes. There are some graphite hooks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these graphite aluminum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Graphite Jokes and Puns

Yo mama so fat,

When she sat on graphite, she turned it into diamonds!

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.

Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond.....

...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says "Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

I attached a picture of a marine mammal to my graphite stick.

It's a penseal

A pencil and a statistician got into a brawl at the local bar


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the graphite sharpen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working graphite clay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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