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Graphic Jokes

48 graphic jokes and hilarious graphic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about graphic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the world of graphic jokes, from lighthearted graphic art to humorous derivatives and integral animations. Learn from experienced graphic designers and graphic artists how to add a bit of humor to your tee designs.

Best Short Graphic Jokes

Short graphic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graphic humour may include short visual jokes also.

  1. How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
  2. a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar it was queen and they were playing their first gig
  3. After being inside for months, I decided to go out today. The graphics were awesome, but the storyline is terrible.
  4. A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
  5. My first patient of the day walked in and began describing her symptoms in graphic detail. They don't prepare you for this in veterinary school.
  6. I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
  7. So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?
  8. Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider At the time, they were cutting edge.
  9. I googled Gary Oldman for some info, I was met with some heavily graphic images My bad, I forgot the 'r'.
  10. Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about graphic can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of graphic puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Graphic One Liners

Which graphic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graphic? I can suggest the ones about image and picture.

  1. How did the mathematician die? Graphically
  2. I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R It contains graphic content
  3. A Gamers perspective of Reality. Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
  4. What do you call two digital artists in a fight? Graphic Violence
  5. Why aren't digital images of bob marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
  6. why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers.
  7. Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's
  8. What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe.
  9. How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce "hires"
  10. computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM "did you see that?" he replies "I Know".
  11. What do you need when your graphics card is drunk? A new driver.
  12. I'm a graphic designer for an online casino I do a lot of arts & craps.
  13. Did you see the new Nintendo movie? It was very graphic
  14. If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
  15. I could never take a job at Nvidia. The people there are way too graphic.

Graphic Designer Jokes

Here is a list of funny graphic designer jokes and even better graphic designer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • We Finally Know Why The Leaning Tower Of pisa Is Leaning. The graphic designer pressed the *ITALICS* key on accident.
  • I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...
  • Why Did the Graphic Designers of the Past Have it Rough? They didn't have anti-aliasing!
  • Graphic designers just aren't my type.
  • A graphic designer has a heart attack I guess you could call it...
    a s**....
  • What's the difference between a graphic designer and a n**... model? Well, one does exposure for art...

Graphic Art Jokes

Here is a list of funny graphic art jokes and even better graphic art puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friend tried to steal some graphics from an art store but he got caught He had an exit stencil crisis
Graphic joke, My friend tried to steal some graphics from an art store but he got caught

Happy Graphic Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about graphic you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean drawing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make graphic prank.

i watched my classmate m**... our professor with a calculator

it was graphic

There are many problems with math puns.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

A graphic designer is working on a website...

...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Memory problems

My dad's getting old. He has trouble remembering where he left his keys, sometimes stumbles over finding words.
But weirdly he can remember in graphic detail every dump he's ever taken.
He has a c**... memory.

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

I passed by a music shop the other day

All the instruments were painted with cool pictures and patterns. However, it didn't allow children due to graphic violins and sax.

I went outside once....

The graphics were great! But the storyline s**...!!!!!

Graphic joke, I went outside once....

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these graphic jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.