Graphical Jokes
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Short graphical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graphical humour may include short jokes also.
- How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
- a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar it was queen and they were playing their first gig
- After being inside for months, I decided to go out today. The graphics were awesome, but the storyline is terrible.
- A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
- My first patient of the day walked in and began describing her symptoms in graphic detail. They don't prepare you for this in veterinary school.
- I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
- So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?
- Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider At the time, they were cutting edge.
- Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance
- We Finally Know Why The Leaning Tower Of pisa Is Leaning. The graphic designer pressed the *ITALICS* key on accident.
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Graphical One Liners
Which graphical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graphical? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How did the mathematician die? Graphically
- I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R It contains graphic content
- A Gamers perspective of Reality. Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
- What do you call two digital artists in a fight? Graphic Violence
- Why aren't digital images of bob marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
- why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers.
- Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's
- What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe.
- How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce "hires"
- computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM "did you see that?" he replies "I Know".
- What do you need when your graphics card is drunk? A new driver.
- I'm a graphic designer for an online casino I do a lot of arts & craps.
- Did you see the new Nintendo movie? It was very graphic
- If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
- I could never take a job at Nvidia. The people there are way too graphic.
Graphical Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about graphical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graphical pranks.
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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I found my daughters diary and read it.
So I've been trying to get my daughter to clean up her room for a long while now, all to no avail. So yesterday when she went out, I decided that I would do it.
For the most part it was just typical teenage mess, clothes everywhere, the occasional food wrapper. However when i was cleaning out her closet, I found her diary. My initial reaction was just to put it back as i didn't want to invade her privacy, so I finished cleaning and left her room. But later that evening, my curiosity got the better of me and I got the diary, took it to my room and read it.
I was horrified to discover that she has a new boyfriend, and that they've been having s**.... She described in graphic detail all the k**... stuff they'd been doing and how she had performed o**... s**... on him. And then, just at the point I thought that the debauchery could not get any worse, you'll never guess what I came across next. Page 64, the bed sheets and my own leg a little bit.
A graphic designer is working on a website...
...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"
I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg.
ThatsTheYolk.gif
What is a Buddhist graphic novel called?
A kammic book
Graphic designers just aren't my type.
What do you say when you see a lot of graphical user interfaces?
Hey GUIs!
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Apparently the iPhone 7 has console-like graphics.
g**..., when are they going to start to put good hardware in these phone.
Philharmonic orchestra
Why isn't the strings section of the orchestra ever televised?
Graphic violins.
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I went outside once....
The graphics were great! But the storyline s**...!!!!!
Why Did the Graphic Designers of the Past Have it Rough?
They didn't have anti-aliasing!
My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...
He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.
Why did the pc player cross the road?
To sell their soul to the devil for a graphics card.
How do you change the difficulty level on tinder?
Get a better graphic card for yo face
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i watched my classmate m**... our professor with a calculator
it was graphic
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A graphic designer has a heart attack
I guess you could call it...
a s**....
My friend tried to steal some graphics from an art store but he got caught
He had an exit stencil crisis
I like my peanut butter how I like my Graphics Interchange Format
JIF
Jeff Bezos wanted to get into PC gaming.
But he couldn't quite afford the graphics card
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I think the voice AI on my graphics tablet is broken
I say "c**...-a-doodle-do" and it draws me a dirty picture
A woman brings her son to the doctor
Woman: Doctor help! My son is falling behind other children. What can I do to speed up his development?
Doctor: Have you tried lowering his graphics?
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moral of the story
A man is in the bar talking to his friend about what happened to him the other night. He tells the story of how he went home, and his fiancee's younger sister was waiting for him in l**.... The sister told him what she wanted him to do to her in graphic detail.
The man froze for a second and then open the door and walked out. His future in\-laws were waiting outside and told him that this was a test of his faithfulness to his future wife.
The man told his friend that the moral of the story was to keep your condoms in your car.
I passed by a music shop the other day
All the instruments were painted with cool pictures and patterns. However, it didn't allow children due to graphic violins and sax.
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What's the difference between a graphic designer and a n**... model?
Well, one does exposure for art...
Usain Bolt is very near-sighted, almost blind
The only reason he can run so fast is because he downgraded the graphics
Processor has had a bad day..
Processor: Hey man, I've really been having a bad day.
Graphics Card: Ya'know man, I can really put things into perspective for you.
Use Intel Integrated Graphics at Very High settings in CS:GO and save lives
Only thing which Intel Integrated Graphics does better than other dGPUs.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design
I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...
Little Johnny wants a computer upgrade
Little Johnny was complaining to his mom that he needs a new computer, because the graphics aren't as clear as his friend's.
His mom looked at the monitor and said, it'll take her 10 minutes to upgrade the computer.
Johnny laughed. Mom could barely change a light bulb, but she was going to upgrade his computer in 10 minutes!?
10 minutes later, Johnny couldn't believe it. The graphics were clearer than his friend's!
"How did you do it?", he asked?
She said, "I cleaned your monitor".
There are many problems with math puns.
Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
I've hung pictures of my old graphics cards on the wall, it didn't cost much
I got low frame rates
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Memory problems
My dad's getting old. He has trouble remembering where he left his keys, sometimes stumbles over finding words.
But weirdly he can remember in graphic detail every dump he's ever taken.
He has a c**... memory.