The Best 28 Graphic Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Graphic jokes. There are some graphic cartoonist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these graphic rhythms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Graphic Jokes and Puns

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

i watched my classmate murder our professor with a calculator

it was graphic

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

Graphic joke, A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R

It contains graphic content

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.


A graphic designer is working on a website...

...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"

So he makes the color a little bit more green.

But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."

So he makes it a little less green.

The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."

So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"

I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant

The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.

Graphic joke, I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant

So I used to date this graphic designer...

We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?

Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.

I googled Gary Oldman for some info, I was met with some heavily graphic images

My bad, I forgot the 'r'.

What do you call two digital artists in a fight?

Graphic Violence

You can explore graphic animation reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean graphic pixelated dad jokes. There are also graphic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A graphic designer has a heart attack

I guess you could call it...

a stroke.

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design

I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Graphic joke, How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

What do you need when your graphics card is drunk?

A new driver.


I passed by a music shop the other day

All the instruments were painted with cool pictures and patterns. However, it didn't allow children due to graphic violins and sax.

I went outside once....

The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!

Did you see the new Nintendo movie?

It was very graphic

I'm a graphic designer for an online casino

I do a lot of arts & craps.

I could never take a job at Nvidia.

The people there are way too graphic.

What's the difference between a graphic designer and a nude model?

Well, one does exposure for art...

Why Did the Graphic Designers of the Past Have it Rough?

They didn't have anti-aliasing!

Philharmonic orchestra

Why isn't the strings section of the orchestra ever televised?
Graphic violins.

I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg.

ThatsTheYolk.gif

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the graphic integration jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working graphic derive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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