Graphic Design Jokes
21 graphic design jokes and hilarious graphic design puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about graphic design that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Graphic Design Short Jokes
Short graphic design jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graphic design humour may include short graphics designer jokes also.
- How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
- a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar it was queen and they were playing their first gig
- I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
- So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?
- We Finally Know Why The Leaning Tower Of pisa Is Leaning. The graphic designer pressed the *ITALICS* key on accident.
- I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...
- What's the difference between a graphic designer and a n**... model? Well, one does exposure for art...
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Graphic Design One Liners
Which graphic design one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graphic design? I can suggest the ones about web design and web designing.
- Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's
- What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe.
- How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce "hires"
- I'm a graphic designer for an online casino I do a lot of arts & craps.
- Why Did the Graphic Designers of the Past Have it Rough? They didn't have anti-aliasing!
- Graphic designers just aren't my type.
- A graphic designer has a heart attack I guess you could call it...
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Uplifting Graphic Design Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about graphic design you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean web designer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graphic design pranks.
A graphic designer is working on a website...
...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"