The Best 46 Graph Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Graph jokes. There are some graph geometry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these graph diagram puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Graph Jokes and Puns
Never trust a mathematician with a graph.
They're always plotting something.
I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper.
But there was no plot.
I'm a graphic designer for an online casino
I do a lot of arts & craps.
A graphic designer is working on a website...
...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"
My father works as a statistician at Ford.
He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
I made a graph of my past girlfriends.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
I'm making a graph on my previous exs
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
I just watched a movie about a y=x graph
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat
Good special f(x) though
I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph...
I think they were plotting something.
Graphene can do everything...
Except leave the lab. :)
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I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis.
Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)
Never trust anybody who has graph paper.
They're always plotting something.
Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?
Because they're made out of graphite
How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
What do you get when you graph mud versus traction?
a slippery slope
What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?
Adobe.
How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Where do graphic designers go for a drink?
CGI Friday's
My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x).....
Her mood goes up and down within one period.
What's Asian on top and black on bottom?
IQ distribution graph
What do you need when your graphics card is drunk?
A new driver.
I don't trust people with graph paper
They're always plotting something
I went outside once....
The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!
What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula?
A parabolem.
My graphing calculator works really well...
Some would say it functions perfectly.
Graphene may be a miracle material
But only on paper
A graphic designer has a heart attack
I guess you could call it...
a stroke.
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday's joke was plotting....
...weapons of math instruction.
What do you call a giraffe with no eyes?
A graph
I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant
The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
I just finished making a graph of all my past relationships with women
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
I was drawing a graph for my report expecting a straight line. But I got a curve.
What a plot twist
How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?
A poly graph.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She's definitely plotting something.
Started comparing overweight people using a graph
Created a Guntt Chart
I made a graph showing my past relationships
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched
A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction
I plotted a graph of my past mistakes
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider
At the time, they were cutting edge.
What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph?
A plot twist.
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper
They're always plotting something.
I'm making a graph of all my old relationships
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
You can never trust a teacher who uses graph paper,
they're always plotting something.
I've just finished a graph charting my previous relationships...
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
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