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73 graph jokes and hilarious graph puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about graph that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Start cracking up over these hilarious graph puns and jokes! Learn why square roots are so radical, why exponential growth is always explosive, and why a mathematician always has plenty of chart candy. Discover why linear graphs refuse to bend and why trig graphs are so chaotic. Whether you love graph paper or graph theory, these jokes will put a smile on your face.

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Funniest Graph Short Jokes

Short graph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graph humour may include short chart jokes also.

  1. I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
  2. I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable
    And a little flat
    Good special f(x) though
  3. I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday's joke was plotting.... ...weapons of math instruction.
  4. My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
  5. My daughter is making graphs for her math homework. Awfully suspicious... Pretty sure she's plotting something.
  6. My son used to be horrible at graphing trig functions. Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.
  7. Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? She's definitely plotting something.
  8. My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period.
  9. I was drawing a graph for my report expecting a straight line. But I got a curve. What a plot twist
  10. What would be the best way to visually depict the number of nightclubs in my city? I'm thinking I should use a bar graph.

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Graph One Liners

Which graph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graph? I can suggest the ones about plot and draw.

  1. I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
  2. I don't trust people with graph paper They're always plotting something
  3. I'll do Algebra, even put up with Trigonometry But Graphing is where I draw the line
  4. Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something.
  5. My graphing calculator works really well... Some would say it functions perfectly.
  6. You can never trust a teacher who uses graph paper, they're always plotting something.
  7. Did you see the movie about graphing? It didn't have a good plot.
  8. I like math for the most part... But graphing is where I draw the line.
  9. Graphing calculators cannot be trusted. Theyre plotting something, I can feel it.
  10. What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves.
  11. What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph
  12. My friends tell me I make too many graphs… but I know where to draw the line.
  13. What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula? A parabolem.
  14. Why didn't the English teacher like looking at graphs? Too much x-position
  15. What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph? A plot twist.

Graph Paper Jokes

Here is a list of funny graph paper jokes and even better graph paper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction
  • I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot.
  • Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite
  • My wife has been secretly storing plenty of graph paper inside her closet. I bet she is plotting something against me.
  • The FBI arrested the Math teacher with a Graph Paper He was definitely plotting something
  • jokes And Accurate Graphs About Irritating Everyday Life. The Toilet Paper Graph(#3) Killed me!
Graph joke, jokes And Accurate Graphs About Irritating Everyday Life. The Toilet Paper Graph(#3) Killed me!

Hilarious Graph Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about graph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean geometry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graph pranks.

I saw that my crush got all A's in her recent math exams. So I say to her...

..are you a mathematician? 'Cuz you make my graph go exponential

I'm a graphic designer for an online casino

I do a lot of arts & craps.

A graphic designer is working on a website...

...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"

I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph...

I think they were plotting something.

Graphene can do everything...

Except leave the lab. :)

Ellen Pao tried to make a graph of her career achievements

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What do you get when you graph mud versus traction?

a slippery slope

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do you call a graph crowded with data points about fat people?

Full-figured!

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do you need when your graphics card is drunk?

A new driver.

(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

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I went outside once....

The graphics were great! But the storyline s**...!!!!!

Why Did the Graphic Designers of the Past Have it Rough?

They didn't have anti-aliasing!

Why didn't the estatistician's graph end up as expected?

A plot twist ocurred.

Graphene may be a miracle material

But only on paper

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A graphic designer has a heart attack

I guess you could call it...
a s**....

What do you call a giraffe with no eyes?

A graph

I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant

The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.

How does a pirate describe a sin graph?

'Scurrrvyyy!

Why did the graph go to the dentist?

He thought he had a concavity.

Trying to create a decent graph of my data but some mystery guy keeps adding more samples to it.

The plot thickens.

I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells.

The distribution was random.

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Graphene has a Tensile Strength of 130GPa

And it's still not as hard as surviving your g**... her period.

How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?

A poly graph.

Started comparing overweight people using a graph

Created a Guntt Chart

My love graph has two axis.

It has an X-axis and a Y-exis.

Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.

a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar

it was queen and they were playing their first gig

This is a discussion about the safety of 4-wheelers/ATVs.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about the deaths and serious injuries related to these vehicles. In fact, if you plot those terrible outcomes against speed and operator inexperience, you can see that those events are clustered in the top right corner of the graph.
In other words, this is a quad rant.

Graph joke, This is a discussion about the safety of 4-wheelers/ATVs.

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