Graph Jokes

Funniest Graph Short Jokes

Short graph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graph humour may include short chart jokes also.

1. I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
2. I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable
   And a little flat
   Good special f(x) though
3. I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday's joke was plotting.... ...weapons of math instruction.
4. My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
5. My daughter is making graphs for her math homework. Awfully suspicious... Pretty sure she's plotting something.
6. My son used to be horrible at graphing trig functions. Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.
7. Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? She's definitely plotting something.
8. My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period.
9. I was drawing a graph for my report expecting a straight line. But I got a curve. What a plot twist
10. What would be the best way to visually depict the number of nightclubs in my city? I'm thinking I should use a bar graph.

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Graph One Liners

Which graph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graph? I can suggest the ones about plot and draw.

1. I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
2. I don't trust people with graph paper They're always plotting something
3. I'll do Algebra, even put up with Trigonometry But Graphing is where I draw the line
4. Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something.
5. My graphing calculator works really well... Some would say it functions perfectly.
6. You can never trust a teacher who uses graph paper, they're always plotting something.
7. Did you see the movie about graphing? It didn't have a good plot.
8. I like math for the most part... But graphing is where I draw the line.
9. Graphing calculators cannot be trusted. Theyre plotting something, I can feel it.
10. What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves.
11. What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph
12. My friends tell me I make too many graphs… but I know where to draw the line.
13. What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula? A parabolem.
14. Why didn't the English teacher like looking at graphs? Too much x-position
15. What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph? A plot twist.

Graph Paper Jokes

Here is a list of funny graph paper jokes and even better graph paper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction
• I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot.
• Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite
• My wife has been secretly storing plenty of graph paper inside her closet. I bet she is plotting something against me.
• The FBI arrested the Math teacher with a Graph Paper He was definitely plotting something
• jokes And Accurate Graphs About Irritating Everyday Life. The Toilet Paper Graph(#3) Killed me!

Hilarious Graph Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about graph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean geometry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graph pranks.