## Hilarious Graph Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

### Never trust a mathematician with a graph.

They're always plotting something.

### I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper.

But there was no plot.

### A graphic designer is working on a website...

...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"

So he makes the color a little bit more green.

But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."

So he makes it a little less green.

The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."

So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"

### My father works as a statistician at Ford.

He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

### I made a graph of my past girlfriends.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

### I'm making a graph of my past relationships...

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

### I'm making a graph on my previous exs

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

### I just watched a movie about a y=x graph

The plot was a bit predictable

And a little flat

Good special f(x) though

### I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph...

I think they were plotting something.

### Graphene can do everything...

Except leave the lab. :)

### Never trust anybody who has graph paper.

They're always plotting something.

You can explore graph exponential reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean graph graphic dad jokes. There are also graph puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

### How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

### What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

### How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

### Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

### My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x).....

Her mood goes up and down within one period.

### What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

### What do you need when your graphics card is drunk?

A new driver.

### I don't trust people with graph paper

They're always plotting something

### I went outside once....

The graphics were great! But the storyline s**...!!!!!

### What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula?

A parabolem.

### My graphing calculator works really well...

Some would say it functions perfectly.

### Graphene may be a miracle material

But only on paper

### A graphic designer has a heart attack

I guess you could call it...

a s**....

### I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.

I think he must be plotting something.

### I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday's joke was plotting....

...weapons of math instruction.

### What do you call a giraffe with no eyes?

A graph

### I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant

The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.

### I just finished making a graph of all my past relationships with women

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

### I was drawing a graph for my report expecting a straight line. But I got a curve.

What a plot twist

### How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?

A poly graph.

### Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She's definitely plotting something.

### I made a graph showing my past relationships

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

### Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched

A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction

### I plotted a graph of my past mistakes

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

### Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.

### What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph?

A plot twist.

### Never trust math teachers who use graph paper

They're always plotting something.

### I'm making a graph of all my old relationships

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

### You can never trust a teacher who uses graph paper,

they're always plotting something.

### I've just finished a graph charting my previous relationships...

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

### I made a graph showing all of my past relationships.

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

### I have a graph of my relationships

It has an Ex axis and a why axis, trust me I've been plotting for a while

### a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar

it was queen and they were playing their first gig

### I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper, and a very strange look on his face yesterday

I think he may be plotting something.

### Graphing calculators cannot be trusted.

Theyre plotting something, I can feel it.

### What would be the best way to visually depict the number of nightclubs in my city?

I'm thinking I should use a bar graph.

### I saw my math teacher walking down the corridor holding some graph paper.

I thought, he's plotting something .

### This is a discussion about the safety of 4-wheelers/ATVs.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about the deaths and serious injuries related to these vehicles. In fact, if you plot those terrible outcomes against speed and operator inexperience, you can see that those events are clustered in the top right corner of the graph.

In other words, this is a quad rant.