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I think he must be plotting something.
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat
Good special f(x) though
...weapons of math instruction.
They're always plotting something
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
They're always plotting something.
Some would say it functions perfectly.
They're always plotting something.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"
She's definitely plotting something.
Her mood goes up and down within one period.
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
What a plot twist
They're always plotting something.
The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
IQ distribution graph
At the time, they were cutting edge.
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
I guess you could call it...
a stroke.
A parabolem.
I think they were plotting something.
A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction
But there was no plot.
CGI Friday's
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Adobe.
A plot twist.
Except leave the lab. :)
A poly graph.
A new driver.
A graph
The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!
But only on paper
a slippery slope
Because they're made out of graphite
Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)
It has an X-axis and a Y-exis.
Created a Guntt Chart
He thought he had a concavity.
'Scurrrvyyy!
A Van De Graaff.
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