Grapefruit Jokes
8 grapefruit jokes and hilarious grapefruit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grapefruit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Delightful Fun Grapefruit Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good grapefruit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's batmans favourite fruit?
Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.
My friend said he hated grapefruit with a passion.
I asked him if he also hates passion fruit with a grape.
A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love
But they're unhappy 'cause they cantaloupe
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
If you have 4 oranges and 3 grapefruit in one hand, and 3 oranges and 4 grapefruit in the other hand, what do you have?
Very large hands
What do grapefruit and women have in common?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
What do grapefruit and vaginas have in common?
The pinker the better and they're both an acquired taste.
Only in math
Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time
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