The Best 8 Grapefruit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grapefruit jokes. There are some grapefruit lemon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grapefruit kumquat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grapefruit Jokes and Puns

What's batmans favourite fruit?

Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.

My friend said he hated grapefruit with a passion.

I asked him if he also hates passion fruit with a grape.

A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love

But they're unhappy 'cause they cantaloupe

What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

If you have 4 oranges and 3 grapefruit in one hand, and 3 oranges and 4 grapefruit in the other hand, what do you have?

Very large hands


What do grapefruit and women have in common?

The best ones squirt when you eat them.

What do grapefruit and vaginas have in common?

The pinker the better and they're both an acquired taste.

Only in math

Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grapefruit juice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grapefruit mango piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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