The Best 8 Grape Juice Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grape Juice jokes. There are some grape juice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grape juice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grape Juice Jokes and Puns

First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.

Then she says "Letting you play with my anus was a mistake."

Did you hear about the guy who drowned in an ocean of grape juice?

He tried swimming to shore but his efforts were fruitile.

Adolf Hitler's Refrigerator

Adolf Hitler opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?

when pornstar drinks grape juice

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still sucking and licking he tilted his head back as he had it thrust into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his throat.

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.


Why does grape juice smell like pig?

Because it's wine

Why do black people hate wine?

Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice.

(Also, anyone care to explain me where the "Black people like grape juice" came from?)

I picked some grapes the other day and made some grape juice...

I guess you could say I concord the grapes

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grape juice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grape juice piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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