Grape Juice Jokes
10 grape juice jokes and hilarious grape juice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grape juice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good grape juice joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.
Then she says "Letting you play with my a**... was a mistake."
Did you hear about the guy who drowned in an ocean of grape juice?
He tried swimming to shore but his efforts were fruitile.
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when pornstar drinks grape juice
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Adolf h**...'s Refrigerator
Adolf h**... opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?
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Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....
Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.
Why does grape juice smell like pig?
Because it's wine
I picked some grapes the other day and made some grape juice...
I guess you could say I concord the grapes
I like my wine like I like my women.
I prefer grape juice.
Why do they call it wine?
Oh no! Someone left the grape juice out, and now it's spooooooooiled!
So a Woman had a black eye...
A woman walked into her docters office with a black eye. The doctor said, is he beating you, she replied "Yes."
The next day the woman came back with ANOTHER black eye. This time the doctor said, "I know what to do to help you."
She replied, "Oh really, what?"
The doctor says, "Fill your mouth with Grape juice before you get home, and dont let the grape juice come out of your mouth at all. After he goes to bed, you can spit it out."
The next day, the woman comes back and says, "Oh my God, it worked, how did you know!"
The doctor says, "See, look what happens when you keep your mouth shut."
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