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Grape Juice Jokes

14 grape juice jokes and hilarious grape juice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grape juice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Grape Juice Short Jokes

Short grape juice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grape juice humour may include short grape jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the guy who drowned in an ocean of grape juice? He tried swimming to shore but his efforts were fruitile.
  2. Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice.
    (Also, anyone care to explain me where the "Black people like grape juice" came from?)
  3. I picked some grapes the other day and made some grape juice... I guess you could say I concord the grapes
  4. Why do they call it wine? Oh no! Someone left the grape juice out, and now it's spooooooooiled!

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Grape Juice One Liners

Which grape juice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grape juice? I can suggest the ones about apple juice and juice.

  1. when pornstar drinks grape juice
  2. Why does grape juice smell like pig? Because it's wine
  3. I like my wine like I like my women. I prefer grape juice.

Grape Juice Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about grape juice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange juice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grape juice pranks.

First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.

Then she says "Letting you play with my a**... was a mistake."

Adolf h**...'s Refrigerator

Adolf h**... opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

So a Woman had a black eye...

A woman walked into her docters office with a black eye. The doctor said, is he beating you, she replied "Yes."
The next day the woman came back with ANOTHER black eye. This time the doctor said, "I know what to do to help you."
She replied, "Oh really, what?"
The doctor says, "Fill your mouth with Grape juice before you get home, and dont let the grape juice come out of your mouth at all. After he goes to bed, you can spit it out."
The next day, the woman comes back and says, "Oh my God, it worked, how did you know!"
The doctor says, "See, look what happens when you keep your mouth shut."