The Best 18 Grandparent Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Grandparent jokes. There are some grandparent grandad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grandparent sonny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Grandparent Jokes and Puns
My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident
They will be mist... :'(
What did our grandparents do without TV or internet?
I don't know. Ask your mom and her 6 siblings.
How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet?
I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers.
Both my grandparents were midgets
They struggled to put food on the table their whole lives
My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea...
runs in the family
My grandparents fought during World War II.
They ended up getting a divorce.
So many jokes about the Holocaust but how would you feel if your grandparent died in Auschwitz?
My grandad did, he fell off the guard tower.
How do you get your grandparents to stop saying your life depends on technology?
Reply, No, u. as you reach for the plug.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
Because they have a common enemy
What do grandparents smell like?
"Depends"
My Grandparents passed away together last night. He went peacefully in his sleep, but she was apparently distraught before dying, screaming and crying hysterically
I guess we really should've taken away his license
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I once saw my grandparents have sex
And that's why I don't eat raisins
My Grandparents bought a new China set...
They asked me what I thought of it...
I said it was fine...
My grandparents told me they wanted me to play my bagpipes at their funeral
I told them I was all booked up for next week.
My grandparents have died 36 times
Every time I change jobs all four of them come alive again.
Why do grandparents have so many clocks?
So they won't run out of time
My grandparents just got a chihuahua named Peewee
We call him Peewee hermano
My friend's grandparents are 75 and they still have a lot of oral sex...
... he yells 'Screw you', she hollers back 'Screw you too'
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grandparent mom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working grandparent grandpa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.