Laughable Grandmothers Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
I was lost walking through a cemetery when I came upon a grave that looked familiar. I put my flowers on it and went to walk away.
A nearby man called out Hey! That's my grandmothers grave! Your Grandma's is a few over!
Startled and embarrassed I answered back Sorry! I've made a grave mistake!
The only joke I've ever heard from my mother
my mother just returned from Minnesota and relayed in horror that my uncle told this joke to a nurse at my grandmothers deathbed (thus telling me the joke)
Olley's on his deathbed and tells his wife to come closer. "Marry Sven" he gasps. "But honey I thought you hated, Sven?"
"I do."
I was lost walking through a cemetery when I came upon a grave that looked familiar. I put my flowers on it and went to walk away.
A nearby man called out Hey! That's my grandmothers grave! The person you're looking for must be further down! Startled and embarrassed I answered back Sorry! I've made a grave mistake!
A Sentimental Robber
A robber goes into a house to, well, rob the place. There he finds a man and his wife. He goes to the woman and says, "I will have to kill you. What's your name?" She replies, "E...E...Elizabeth." "I can't kill you, that's my grandmothers name!" said the robber. He looks at the man and asks for his name. The man replies, "Jim, but uhhh most people call me **Elizabeth**."
Grandmothers are like websites
They keep asking you to accept their cookies.
The hardest part about my grandmothers death?
Making it look like an accident.
How many Lutheran grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No, I'm fine, don't make a fuss over me. I'll just sit in the dark.
How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark.
What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers f**...?
She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish
I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers f**......
Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. s**... mourning wood.
When I went to my grandmothers f**... everyone stared at me
Hey, it's not my fault if I get mourning wood.
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My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer.
Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab.
They're taking Baby It's Cold Outside off off of the radio for being offensive?
But I can't help to think about all those poor children that lost their grandmothers in tragic reindeer accidents.
My grandmothers dough pressing technique is top secret
It's on a knead to know basis
If grandmothers say "love you to the moon and back"
Do gay men say "love you to Uranus and back"?
What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?
A bunch of bi Nanas.
