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A robber goes into a house to, well, rob the place. There he finds a man and his wife. He goes to the woman and says, "I will have to kill you. What's your name?" She replies, "E...E...Elizabeth." "I can't kill you, that's my grandmothers name!" said the robber. He looks at the man and asks for his name. The man replies, "Jim, but uhhh most people call me **Elizabeth**."
Making it look like an accident.
my mother just returned from Minnesota and relayed in horror that my uncle told this joke to a nurse at my grandmothers deathbed (thus telling me the joke)
Olley's on his deathbed and tells his wife to come closer. "Marry Sven" he gasps. "But honey I thought you hated, Sven?"
"I do."
That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark.
Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood.
She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish
Hey, it's not my fault if I get mourning wood.
Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab.
But I can't help to think about all those poor children that lost their grandmothers in tragic reindeer accidents.
It's on a knead to know basis
Do gay men say "love you to Uranus and back"?
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A bunch of bi Nanas.
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