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I beat a chess grandmaster in only three moves
Turns out he's pretty s**... at karate.
I'm friends with a Chess grandmaster from Prague, but I can't pronounce his name
Is it OK if I just call him a Czech mate?
Why should you ask a chess grandmaster to help you get a mail-order bride?
They're really good at finding a Czech-mate.
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Once a man met the great chessmaster Gary Kasparov on a plane seat beside him
The grandmaster says "would u like to play a game of chess for a $100 per game?" The man replies "I know who you are mate I would never be able to beat you". Gary thinks a bit and says "I will play with my left hand" the man accepts.
Afterwards when he recites his story to his wife he says "I lost 1800 dollars to that man he is such a great player even with his left hand".
The wife says, "YOU FOOL!!"
"He was a lefty and u didn't realise it"
My Grandmaster Friend is getting married to his Slav girlfriend tomorrow
He found his Czech mate
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Chess Champion
The reporter asked the reigning chess grandmaster "What do you do before your games ?"
"Well", said the champ, "I never have s**... on the night before a big match"
"Does that help you concentrate? "
"I'm not sure" he sighed "I don't have s**... any other night either".
Your move.
I had lunch with chess grandmaster magnus magnuson last week. It was a lovely Italian restaurant with a chequered tablecloth though.
So
It took him three hours to pass the salt.
CNN: "Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"
Shoulda castled earlier.
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