Grandma Christmas Jokes
13 grandma christmas jokes and hilarious grandma christmas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grandma christmas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Grandma Christmas Short Jokes
Short grandma christmas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grandma christmas humour may include short grandma birthday jokes also.
- What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?
- Friend: This might be my grandma's last Christmas Me: why? Is she sick?
Friend: no, she's changing religions. - Life is like a christmas sweater I want to get rid of it but that would just make my grandma sad
- I said to my Grandma, You don't have that many days left Before the big Christmas shopping rush, so buy my stuff right away!
- My grandma is going celebrate her last Christmas as a kid. ...According to Nat King Cole at least, she turns 93 in January.
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Grandma Christmas One Liners
Which grandma christmas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grandma christmas? I can suggest the ones about grandma and old grandma.
- What is the Coronavirus' favourite Christmas song? Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
- What did a Republican grandma give her grandchildren for Christmas? Mittens.
Grandma Christmas Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about grandma christmas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grandma knitting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grandma christmas pranks.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.
The younger boy began praying at the top of his voice. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE!"
the older brother leaned over and nudged his younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
"No, but Grandma is!" the little brother replied
A young couple is having their first christmas together and they're cooking a turkey.
Just before they put the turkey in the oven the guy cuts an inch and a half off each end. His girlfriend asks "Why did you do that?" "That's how my mom does it." "Why does she do it?" "I don't know." So they phone his mom and she says "That's how *my* mom did it." So they phone the grandma and she says "I had a small oven."
Poor Grandma
I was visiting my poor, penny pinching old grandma over Christmas break. When I tried to shower, I found that there was no hot water.
I shouted, "Grandma? Why does your shower only run cold water in the middle of winter?"
She replied, "I still have some cold medicine from last winter that will expire if I don't use it up!'
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"