Grandma Christmas Jokes
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A young couple is having their first christmas together and they're cooking a turkey.
Just before they put the turkey in the oven the guy cuts an inch and a half off each end. His girlfriend asks "Why did you do that?" "That's how my mom does it." "Why does she do it?" "I don't know." So they phone his mom and she says "That's how *my* mom did it." So they phone the grandma and she says "I had a small oven."
Friend: This might be my grandma's last Christmas
Me: why? Is she sick?
Friend: no, she's changing religions.
Poor Grandma
I was visiting my poor, penny pinching old grandma over Christmas break. When I tried to shower, I found that there was no hot water.
I shouted, "Grandma? Why does your shower only run cold water in the middle of winter?"
She replied, "I still have some cold medicine from last winter that will expire if I don't use it up!'
Life is like a christmas sweater
I want to get rid of it but that would just make my grandma sad
I said to my Grandma, You don't have that many days left
Before the big Christmas shopping rush, so buy my stuff right away!
My grandma is going celebrate her last Christmas as a kid.
...According to Nat King Cole at least, she turns 93 in January.
What is the Coronavirus' favourite Christmas song?
Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
What did a Republican grandma give her grandchildren for Christmas?
Mittens.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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