Grandkids Jokes
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Wife said the grandkids were coming over for the first time..I spent five hours child-proofing the house.
They still got in.
Backfired!
My grandkids always say, "I LOVE (insert food, activity etc.) My dad answer is always, "So why don't you marry it?"
Today my granddaughter had a plate of watermelon and of course said "I LOVE watermelon." Before I could reply she said, "I think I'm gonna marry it!" She was so proud to beat me at my game, but I was even prouder.
Grandpa, these dishes on the dinner table are a little dirty
Grandfather replied: there as clean as cold water can get 'em
Next day:
Grandpa these dishes are still dirty, do we not have much cold water?
Grandpa: cold water runs all day, so those dishes are as clean as cold water can get
Alright, whatever you say
Day after:
Grandpa and grandkid are finishing dinner
Kid: grandpa I think I see a dog outside! Can we bring him in?
Grandpa: sure!
Grandpa opens the door
C'MERE COLD WATER!
(This joke was from my grandmother years ago)
If a woman marries a man with grandkids
Does she become an Instagram?
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I'm at the bar right now (getting food I'm not an alcoholic I promise) and…
There's these two guys are arguing and one asked j**..., howcome you got so many grandkids and I don't?
And he answers, I taught my kids how to multiply
I f**...' lost it
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What does j**... Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
Made My Own Grand kids
With a patient in my medical exam room:
Me: How old are your kids?
Patient: Forty-four and 39 from my wife who passed away, and from my second wife, 15 and 13.
Me: That's quite the age difference!
Patient: Well, the older ones didn't give me any grandkids, so I made my own.
If I'd known before how great grandkids would be...
I would have had them first!
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