The Best 13 Grandfathers Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Grandfathers jokes. There are some grandfathers grandmother jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grandfathers hairs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Grandfathers Jokes and Puns
What's red and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
This was my grandfathers all time favorite joke.
Pop Pop: What's red and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
Me: I don't know...
Pop Pop: A Red dingle dangle of course!
Pop Pop: What's green and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
Me: A green dingle dangle!
Pop Pop: No they only come in Red.
Me: :|
If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
3 boys are bragging about their grandfathers
The first boy said: "My grandpa's mansion is worth a million dollars."
While the second said:"Well my grandpa's mansion is worth 5 million, he has a private basketball court and a clubhouse too. "
The last one said:" My grandpa's roof is worth 15 million alone... "
The other two replied:" Wow, where does your grandpa live?"
He replied:"under the overpass of course! "
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said,
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
My grandfathers star sign was cancer which is ironic seeing how he died.
He was eaten by a giant crab.
In the weeks leading up to my grandfathers death he had to use a wheelchair.
After that he went downhill very quickly.
A russian, a jew and a german are at a bar
they talk about their grandfathers war experiences. The russian says: "war for my grandpa was so bad, he was shot on the eastern front fighting germans". Hearing this the jew says: "you think that is bad? my grandfather got killed in a concentration camp...". Seeing that the situation makes him stand in a bad shadow, the german says: "guys, calm down, my grandfather died in war at a german concentration camp too." Surprised both the russian and the jew ask in unison "how?".
The german replies: "poor man fell down from the guard tower".
Wanna hear my grandfathers final words before he kicked the bucket?
"Watch me kick this bucket."
I'll always remember my grandfathers last words before he kicked the bucket
"Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket!"
Im wearing my grandfathers watch
A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say "nine"... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are.
For grandfathers day I decided to take out my grandfather
The coffin was a little heavy but we had a great time
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My Grandfathers joke is so appropriate today. "Do you know where they send all the baby chickens that are orphans and have nowhere else to go?"
Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!
When dads become grandfathers...
Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage.
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