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This was my grandfathers all time favorite joke.
Pop Pop: What's red and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
Me: I don't know...
Pop Pop: A Red dingle dangle of course!
Pop Pop: What's green and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
Me: A green dingle dangle!
Pop Pop: No they only come in Red.
Me: :|
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
The first boy said: "My grandpa's mansion is worth a million dollars."
While the second said:"Well my grandpa's mansion is worth 5 million, he has a private basketball court and a clubhouse too. "
The last one said:" My grandpa's roof is worth 15 million alone... "
The other two replied:" Wow, where does your grandpa live?"
He replied:"under the overpass of course! "
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
He was eaten by a giant crab.
After that he went downhill very quickly.
"Watch me kick this bucket."
"Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket!"
A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say "nine"... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are.
The coffin was a little heavy but we had a great time
Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!
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