Grande Jokes

Funniest Grande Short Jokes

Short grande jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grande humour may include short soy jokes also.

1. Everytime I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door. That way, I always make a grand entrance.
2. What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold? An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.
3. TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice.
4. My wife reminds me of Ariana Grande. She'll say Don't forget, next Wednesday we're seeing Ariana Grande
5. What does Grand Theft Auto and Europe in the 1930s have in common? If you have a star, you're being chased
6. Donald Trump was the President of United States It's not so funny now but your grand children will laugh. This joke is 50 years ahead of its time.
7. Did you hear about the starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today... Will get a free Venti later
8. What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up? Ariana Venti
   \*Thanks to my dad for this one
9. I gave my wife £10,000 to get plastic surgery Last week she took the money, got the surgery and ran away.
   So not only am i down 10 grand, i don't know who to look for.
10. I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down I had grand plans for my life, but I should probably quit while I'm a head

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Grande One Liners

Which grande one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grande? I can suggest the ones about espresso and massive.

1. What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance
2. What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande
3. What is the best Dad joke? A Grand-Dad joke.
4. To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?
5. What do you call a fat Rihanna? Arihanna Grande
6. What do you call an artist bigger than Rihanna? A Rihanna Grande
7. Why do orphans play Grand Theft Auto So they can be wanted.
8. Why is Grand Moff Tarkin single? He keeps looking for love in Alderann places.
9. I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
10. Sorry to hear about your dementia... But do you have that 10 grand you owe me?
11. Spend $/£1000 on your front door That way, you can make a grand entrance
12. What do you call a fat Ariana Grande? A grande Ariana.
13. Why did your dad visit the grand canyon last night? Because your mom was in the mood.
14. Marriage is grand. But divorce is 100 grand.
15. Someone broke into my car and stole my speakers. It was grand theft audio.

Grande Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about grande you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barista jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grande pranks.