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50 grande jokes and hilarious grande puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grande that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you like jokes? Check out this hilariously funny collection of jokes about the Rio Grande, soy, espresso, and humongous things! Read on to get your daily dose of laughter.

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Funniest Grande Short Jokes

Short grande jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grande humour may include short soy jokes also.

  1. Everytime I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door. That way, I always make a grand entrance.
  2. What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold? An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.
  3. TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice.
  4. My wife reminds me of Ariana Grande. She'll say Don't forget, next Wednesday we're seeing Ariana Grande
  5. What does Grand Theft Auto and Europe in the 1930s have in common? If you have a star, you're being chased
  6. Donald Trump was the President of United States It's not so funny now but your grand children will laugh. This joke is 50 years ahead of its time.
  7. Did you hear about the starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today... Will get a free Venti later
  8. My grand father fought in WW2. Whenever I bring it up, he says he never wants to talk about it again. What a sore loser
  9. What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up? Ariana Venti
    \*Thanks to my dad for this one
  10. Why did Steve Bannon call Trump supporters working-class hobbits? Because they're friends with grand wizards.

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Grande One Liners

Which grande one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grande? I can suggest the ones about espresso and massive.

  1. What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance
  2. What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande
  3. What is the best Dad joke? A Grand-Dad joke.
  4. To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?
  5. What do you call a fat Rihanna? Arihanna Grande
  6. What do you call an artist bigger than Rihanna? A Rihanna Grande
  7. Why do orphans play Grand Theft Auto So they can be wanted.
  8. Why is Grand Moff Tarkin single? He keeps looking for love in Alderann places.
  9. In North Korea... [edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly
  10. What do you call a thousand dollar door? A grand entrance.
  11. I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
  12. Sorry to hear about your dementia... But do you have that 10 grand you owe me?
  13. Spend $/£1000 on your front door That way, you can make a grand entrance
  14. What do you call a fat Ariana Grande? A grande Ariana.
  15. Why did your dad visit the grand canyon last night? Because your mom was in the mood.

Rio Grande Jokes

Here is a list of funny rio grande jokes and even better rio grande puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A blonde crossed the Rio Grande into Mexico both countries' IQs increased
Grande joke, A blonde crossed the Rio Grande into Mexico

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about grande can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of grande puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Grande Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about grande you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean barista jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make grande prank.

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"

What pop star has huge n**...?

a**... Grande

I like my women like i like my coffee...

...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old

What do you call a Latin popstar with big n**...?

a**... Grande

I saw that pastor from Aretha Franklin's f**... at Starbucks again

He was just grabbing a Grande.

What size coffee do Bishops order at Starbucks?

Grande

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

Jesus walks up to his favorite Starbucks' counter and politely asks for a grande macchiato.

The barista, puzzled, inquires, Why the new order?
I've been stuck on a tall Pike for a while.
(An original by me.)

You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande?

Ariana Venti.

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn't, she just uses 7 rings.

Who is the biggest singer right now?

Ariana Grande

What do you call a large Ariana Grande?

Ariana Venti.

What pop star has the biggest n**...?

a**... Grande

If Mary gave birth to the lord of all creation, wouldn't that mean Mary is the lord of all creation?

Ariana Grande was right!

What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?

an Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande should stop l**... donuts...

and lick deeznuts.

Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up...

...they couldn't agree on how to say "large"

What does Ariana Grande...

What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?
A Mac Miller.

So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip

and I forgot to put the lid on.

I've been listening to way too many Ariana Grande songs lately

I really need to Break Free of this habit.

Who is a n**...'s favourite popstar?

Aryana Grande

Did you know that Ariana Grande has two sisters?

Their names are Ariana Tall and Ariana Venti.

Ariana Grande is called Ariana Grande

because her first name is Ariana and her last name is Grande

It seems like Ariana Grande has a type..

Entertaining

So Ariana Grande has announced her European tour dates...

...I hear her live performance is to die for

Starbucks rules apply

When Ariana Grande turned 20, shouldn't she have changed her name to Ariana Venti?

Grande joke, Starbucks rules apply

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