The Best 9 Grandchild Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grandchild jokes. There are some grandchild grandmother jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grandchild grandma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grandchild Jokes and Puns

A dying grandma tells her grandchild....

A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

Recently my daughter cut herself badly with a bread knife

I immediately called 911. the operator told me to apply pressure. I said to my daughter, "When am I going to get a grandchild?"

A grandfather tells his grandchild one of his stories from WW2

Grandfather : "Our squad was once captured by the enemy, half of us were raped, the other half got brutally killed."

Grandchild : "Which half were you part of grandpa' ?"

Grandfather : "Pfft, is that even a question ? Obviously the latter !"

Grandchild joke, A grandfather tells his grandchild one of his stories from WW2

A granpda asks his just graduated grandchild

Grandpa: So what will you do for a living now that you earned your bachelor's degree?

Grandchild: I'm a model during the week, I'm a DJ in the weekends and an influencer by contract

Grandpa: I remember when I just graduated I was also unemployed son, be patient

Our grandchildren in 2060

"Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"

I really hate that filter.


A farm

Grandma on her deathbed is saying to her grandchild:

-"I want to leave you a my farm, which includes fields, a tractor, other equipment and 2.000.000 dollars."

Now grandchild becomes so happy because he became a millionare and says:

-"Oh, grandma, you're so kind to me I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it located?"

With the last breath grandma lets out:

-"On facebook..."

How many grandchildren does it take to pick up the phone?

I don't know. Every time grandma calls, they vanish.

Grandchild joke, How many grandchildren does it take to pick up the phone?

A headline: Elderly Man Found Pushing Stroller With Body Parts sounds butch worse than

Man taking grandchild to the park

I pulled behind a car today that had a bumpersticker in the shape of a paw that read "My grandchild is a dog"

and I just thought, wow, what an awful thing to say about your grandchild.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grandchild diploma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grandchild gramps piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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