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11 grandchild jokes and hilarious grandchild puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grandchild that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your grandparent's life even brighter with these hilarious jokes about being a grandparent! Whether it's their first grandchild or the newest addition to the family, these grandchild jokes will have everyone smiling. Make grandkids laugh, and look like the cool granddad or grandma.

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Funniest Grandchild Short Jokes

Short grandchild jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grandchild humour may include short granddaughter jokes also.

  1. Recently my daughter cut herself badly with a bread knife I immediately called 911. the operator told me to apply pressure. I said to my daughter, "When am I going to get a grandchild?"
  2. Grandchild: grandma have you done 69 before? *grin* Grandma: no honey, I did only 53, we live in a small community
  3. A headline: Elderly Man Found Pushing Stroller With Body Parts sounds butch worse than Man taking grandchild to the park
  4. I pulled behind a car today that had a bumpersticker in the shape of a paw that read "My grandchild is a dog" and I just thought, wow, what an awful thing to say about your grandchild.

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Grandchild joke, I pulled behind a car today that had a bumpersticker in the shape of a paw that read "My grandchild

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about grandchild can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of grandchild puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Grandchild Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about grandchild you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean grandmother jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make grandchild prank.

A dying grandma tells her grandchild....

A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

a Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach having a nice day

When out of nowhere, a huge wave comes and sweeps him out to sea.
She drops to her knees and pleads, "Please God, save my only grandchild. I beg of you, my life has no meaning without him. Please bring him back.
And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new.
She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

A Bear tells Stories to his Grandchild

"Tell us about the time you nearly robbed a bank!", asks little Billy.
"Well," says the bear, "I walked into the bank with my gun and told everyone to put their hands up"
"Then what happened?" asked Billy
The bear, visibly scared, responds, "I don't know, they all got really big so I ran away"

A grandfather tells his grandchild one of his stories from WW2

Grandfather : "Our squad was once captured by the enemy, half of us were r**..., the other half got brutally killed."
Grandchild : "Which half were you part of grandpa' ?"
Grandfather : "Pfft, is that even a question ? Obviously the latter !"

A granpda asks his just graduated grandchild

Grandpa: So what will you do for a living now that you earned your bachelor's degree?
Grandchild: I'm a model during the week, I'm a DJ in the weekends and an influencer by contract
Grandpa: I remember when I just graduated I was also unemployed son, be patient

A farm

Grandma on her deathbed is saying to her grandchild:
-"I want to leave you a my farm, which includes fields, a tractor, other equipment and 2.000.000 dollars."
Now grandchild becomes so happy because he became a millionare and says:
-"Oh, grandma, you're so kind to me I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it located?"
With the last breath grandma lets out:
-"On facebook..."

A grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back."
And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new.
She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

Grandchild joke

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these grandchild jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.