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The Chess Grand Master was embarrassed when they found out he used to play a much simpler game…
…that's right, he had a checkered past.
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I defeated a chess grand master in three moves.
I stood up; picked up a chair and hit him with it.
So I beat a Russian Grand Master once.
With his own cane.
What did the grand chess master say to the recovering alcoholic after he beat him in a game of chess?
I was 12 steps ahead of you from the beginning!
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
A certain TV station was a hosting a contest and I happened to be the first caller
The host said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."
"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.
"Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a basic maths question."
"Well, I've got a master's in mathematics" I proudly replied.
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats for Donald Trump's speech and to meet him back stage, followed by dinner with Mike Pence....
What is 2+2?"
I replied, "767.37"
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