Grams Jokes

Funniest Grams Short Jokes

Short grams jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grams humour may include short cents jokes also.

1. Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg
2. Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven ate nine grams of bath salts and then killed all of the other numbers.
3. How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
4. I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams. His stage name is "The wizard of oz."
5. What's a sure-fire method to figure out precisely how many grams a chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
6. I just woke up from this really weird dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
7. What do you call white people who use Instagram Gram crackers.
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8. A teacher in a class asks, "How much is a gram?" Answer from the back comes "Depends on what you want"
9. Give a man a fish and he will be fed for a day, Give a man a gram of uranium and he will be fed for the rest of his life.
10. Q. What's the downside to having 1000 grams? A. The pinches on the cheeks get old real fast.

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Grams One Liners

Which grams one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grams? I can suggest the ones about gravity and meter.

1. I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg
2. What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
3. I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.
4. What do you call a mockingbird that weighs 2,000 grams? 2 kilo mockingbird
5. What is 3.14 grams of fool's gold? It's pyrite.
6. Why didn't USA switch from pounds to grams? Because of mass outrage.
7. What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? You get Insta-Gram
8. How does a whale buy their drugs? By the krill-o-gram
9. What system does Satan use to weigh packages? Penta-grams
10. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial? Insta-gram
11. What do you call a colonial pharmacist? A PILL-gram.
12. I put my grandma on speed dial the other day. I call it insta-gram.
13. What do you call a person who took 30 grams of acid? Dead.
14. Where does a gram go on Sunday? Mass
15. What do you call an awards show for drug dealers? The gram-mies

Comical & Quirky Grams Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about grams you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gross jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grams pranks.