Grampa Jokes
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My 7 year old is a dad
Me: I need to go get something from the car
Son: I want to come!
Me: no, just wait for me please
I come back inside to a digital scale sitting on the floor in front of the door
Son: okay, I *weighted* for you
I'm such a proud grampa
Here's one my grampa told me when I was a small boy.
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
MOMMY MOMMY, I DONT WANT TO VISIT GRAMPA!
Shut up and keep digging...
Killer
A grandson asks his grandfather:
Grampa did you get to kill anyone when you were in the army?
Yes, I killed more than 50 men.
But I tought you were an helicopter mechanic!
Yes, but not a good one.
Grampa O'Malley
A little boy asks Grandpa O'Malley, "Can I have five bucks to buy a guinea pig?"
"Here," says the old man as he hands the boy a $10 bill. "Go get yourself a nice Irish girl instead."
Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally...
so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles.
Polish gram-pa said it.
Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff?
Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer
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