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Grammer Nazi

"Sir we are mining too many useless minerals" (hitler scratches his chin in contemplation) Mine less then. (grammar nazi barges in) mine FEWER (hitler turns to the man) Yes? What do you need?

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How do you get an grammer nazi's attention?

That. That is how.

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Grammer is important

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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My English teacher corrected my Grammer.

One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not "hard", infact they are "difficult". She gave me the most difficult boner that day.

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How do you spot a grammer nazi?

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Grammer nazis are the worse.

Thank you four you're time.

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man with a wooden leg

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)

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They're really just "Grammer Nazis"

But the media keeps calling them "Alt-Write"

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Acording to an study....

80% off students is good in mathes, at least I be from the rest 30% who is good at grammer.

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A quick laugh from work

What do you call it when Kelsey Grammer is giving a PowerPoint presentation?

Slideshow Bob

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just made some synonym rolls

just like grammer used to make

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"Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"

"We shall C"

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Grammer contractions are important

You can't put a you will log on your fire.

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They're are three things I'm not good at

1. Grammer
2. Counting

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What do you get when the singer of "Keep Your Head Up" joins the alt-right?

A Grammer Nazi.

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What are the most funny Grammer jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Grammer? Well, here are the best Grammer dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Grammer pick up lines to share with friends.

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