The Best 35 Grammar Nazi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grammar Nazi jokes. There are some grammar nazi nazism jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grammar nazi nazi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grammar Nazi Jokes and Puns

How many grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?


How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb


Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet?

Because English majors have no jobs.

The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive...

...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write

The alt-right can't be nazis

Their grammar is terrible!

Why are there a lot of grammar nazis on the Internet?

Because English majors can't find jobs!

Grammar Nazis no longer exist

Their called the Alt-Write now

I found a new way to piss off grammar nazis

Well, sort've.

What do women and grammar Nazis have in common?

One missed period is enough to freak them out.

I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore...

They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.

So a cop pulls over a guy for wearing his seatbelt..

tells the citizen that his captain gave him a 100 dollar bill to give to the 100th person he sees wearing their seat belt. The citizen looks a little confused, but of course, accepts the note, and proceeds to leave. The officer asks, " So, if you don't mind my asking, what are you going to spend the money on?" To a reply of, " yes, i do mind your asking, and frankly, i don't think its any of your business." The officer of course is stunned, but , as he goes to leave, the drivers objects. "If you must know, i'll probably spend it on getting my drivers license." The cop is taken aback, as the passenger says, " Oh don't listen to him, he's drunk." Shortly thereafter, a knocking comes from the trunk, and a muffled voice says, " are we over the border yet?"

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What do Grammar Nazis call their movement?

The Alt-Write.

Where are all my grammar Nazis at

Probably in he'll

Grammar Nazis are self-contradictory

Because they are anti-semantic.

Please dont call us grammar nazis

we prefer the term "alt-write"

Where do grammar Nazis fall on the political compass?


Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial?


^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...


How many grammar nazis are needed to change a lightbulb?


I've had it all with the grammar nazis

We should not tolerate antisemanticism.

Some worrying news for grammar Nazis, a new study shows...

that homophone misuse is at an awl thyme hi.

Who do grammar nazis hang out with now?

The alt-write.

How do you get an grammar nazi's attention?

That. That is how.

Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

I can't call people Grammar Nazis on social media anymore....

Now I call them the Alt-Write.

What do Grammar Nazis support?

The Third Write

My English teacher is living proof that Grammar Nazis still exist.

Sorry... Alt-Write.

Jewish grammar nazis

Personally I'm anti-semantics

What do you call grammar nazis nowadays?


I hate grammar nazis,

There so annoying.

sex positions for grammar nazis

There was once a book written in ancient India about sexual positions using punctuation marks.

It was called the comma sutra.

Grammar Nazis should be locked up!

There textual predators!

You know the people who find it very important to correct you when you make a typo?

They no longer like to be called "Grammar Nazis." They prefer instead "Alt-Write."

The problem with grammar nazis?

They're anti-semantic.

We are not grammar Nazis,

We are grammar guardian angels.

What did the grammar Nazi's friend say to console them?

There, they're, their

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