Too
"Sir, we are mining too many useless Ores"
[Hitler rubs his chin, contemplating]
"So mine less"
[Grammar Nazi chimes in, from above]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up]
"Yes?"
This actually just happened.
Wife and Son are playing an intense game of battle ship.
Son: I-8
Me: I haven't ate... I'm hungry
Wife: (not finding the humor)... miss... E-10
Me: Grammar Nazi.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.
Hitler: "Mine less then."
*grammar nazi bursts in*
"Mine fewer"
*Hitler looks over* "Yes?"
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
[Hitler rubs chin]
"So mine less"
[Grammar Nazi bursts through the door]
"MINE FEWER!"
[Hitler looks up]
"Yes?"
"Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"
[Hitler rubs chin]
"So, mine less.
[Grammar Nazi bursts through the door]
"MINE FEWER!"
[Hitler looks up]
"Yes, soldier?"
And no one came.
when one of his men comes up to him and hollers:
*"The cannons be ready, Captain!"*
The Captain looks at him and says:
*"Arrrrrrrrrre"*
You have the pope, a priest, the choir boys, and a narcissist, And only 1 parachute. The narcissist grabs the parachute and say's "I'm too important to die" The pope replies "But think about the children" The narcissist replies "Fuck the children!" The priest responds "Do you think we have time?" "Edit" i made this joke at 4am so chill about the grammar.
Because English majors have no jobs.
I prefer the term "Alt-Write".
It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.
"Sir we are mining too many useless minerals" (hitler scratches his chin in contemplation) Mine less then. (grammar nazi barges in) mine FEWER (hitler turns to the man) Yes? What do you need?
"...They're, their, there."
Asked him "Why are you eating grass?"
He said "I am very hungry."
"Oh. Okay then. Come with me."
You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
They told me that case was sensitive.
I'm alt-write.
Double negatives are a no no.
Their grammar is terrible!
Because English majors can't find jobs!
she goes up to the librarians desk and says, "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please." The librarian looks at her in disbelief. "Uh, honey, this is a library, and not McDonalds." The blonde is totally taken aback as she looks around and see everyone quietly reading books. She says, "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!"
*whispers* "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please."
Their called the Alt-Write now
There they're their...
"Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "So mine less."
Grammar Nazi busts in.
"MINE FEWER."
(Hitler looks up) "Yes?"
Just like grammar used to make.
One missed period is enough to freak them out.
Things were going great, but she'd start correcting my grammar during sex.
>Who's the daddy?
>Noo it's 'the daddy's who?'
>Suck it good bitch
>No it's 'suck it well'
The worst part of it all, she gets particularly annoyed at my use of the colon.
They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.
Farther = physical distance
Further = metaphorical distance
Father = emotional distance
"Yeah, right!"
She always corrects my grammar while having sex. I'll go "suck it good" and she'll reply "it's suck it well!". I'll say "Who's your daddy" and she'll correct "who's your dad".
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of colon.
Teacher asks Johnny:
"Imagine you have $200. And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. What would you have?"
"An orgy?"
Edited: names spelling, grammar.
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