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A pupil came and showed something that he draw. He said that he drawed a cow eating grass. The teacher said: But there's nothing there! Then the pupil said: It's because the cow ate all the grass and went away to look for some more grass.
*Excuse my grammar, not perfect at english*
*Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face*
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she goes up to the librarians desk and says, "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please." The librarian looks at her in disbelief. "Uh, honey, this is a library, and not McDonalds." The blonde is totally taken aback as she looks around and see everyone quietly reading books. She says, "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!"
*whispers* "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please."
..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler)
Original joke!
...between
* Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
and
* Helping your Uncle jack off a horse
His grammar and spelling were terrible.
"Yeah, right!"
He's leaving of his own accord.
You're*-emburg
^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...
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He remains in a comma.
A boy rides up to his friend on his bike, he says "Look at me I can ride my bike!"
The friend says "Mhmm"
The next day the boy rides up again
Boy "Look I can ride with out using my legs!"
friend "Mmmhm"
Again the boy rides up again later that day
Boy "Look I can ride with out my legs or arms!"
friend "Mmmhmm"
The next day the boy rides up again on his bike
the boy says "Look I can ride without my teeth!"
(Sorry for the bad grammar)
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And no one came.
That is improper grammar!
One missed period is enough to freak them out.
Farther = physical distance
Further = metaphorical distance
Father = emotional distance
SYNONYM ROLLS!
A droid
If your good with grammar you'll get it.
English is second language.... excuse grammar
My penny went whoosh whoosh down the wishing well
I was happy. Everyone around screaming. I threw quarter down, made wish, and now everyone mad about my wife penny
pour grammar
Because they are anti-semantic.
It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
They told me that case was sensitive.
Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?
Son: I just wanted to clear my doubt. I asked her a valid question for which she had no answer, so she took out her frustration by being violent.
Dad : What was the question?
Son: I asked her why 'bra' is singular when it covers two things & 'panties' plural when it covers only one
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
Just like grammar used to make.
In grammar class, she asks who can say a sentence including an expression of politeness. Naughty Johnny raises his hand.
'I would be most delighted to make out with you Miss Campbell... and bang you, too!'
Miss Campbell blushes and yells:
'Out!'
Naughty Johnny gets his things and walks towards the door, when suddenly Miss Campbell says:
'Not you... the others!'
"Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"
The Third Write
Sorry... Alt-Write.
The alt-write.
Now I call them the Alt-Write.
There, their, they're.
They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.
A subordinate Clause.
Because English majors have no jobs.
Their called the Alt-Write now
Teacher asks Johnny:
"Imagine you have $200. And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. What would you have?"
"An orgy?"
Edited: names spelling, grammar.
Their grammar is terrible!
Poor Grammar
And the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."
(So much subtler as a spoken joke. If you don't get it, consider you're grammar lessons!) ;)
That. That is how.
Asked him "Why are you eating grass?"
He said "I am very hungry."
"Oh. Okay then. Come with me."
You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
Because English majors can't find jobs!
The cop was pretty passive about the sentence he handed me.
She always corrects my grammar while having sex. I'll go "suck it good" and she'll reply "it's suck it well!". I'll say "Who's your daddy" and she'll correct "who's your dad".
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of colon.
The Alt-Write.
Dogs think you're god , whereas cats think your god .
Alt-Write
Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.
Probably in he'll
Double negatives are a no no.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.
She would walk around the classroom and stop to ask students random grammar questions. I remember this one time she was walking by my desk and she stopped, pointed at me and said "Quick, name 2 pronouns!"
Startled, I looked at her and replied "who, me?"
Too
yes, it's
I texted back, "No. YOU'RE adorable."
Now she's falling for me. I was only correcting her grammar.
(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)
A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.
After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.
What chair?
He was the only one to pass the exam.
Just like grammar used to make.
There, they're, their...
Just like the ones grammar used to make.
…typo positive?
Changing their official slogan to Dicks Sporting Hoods.
Edit* grammar
and it feelded good.
It feelded good
He said "I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know"
Too
We should not tolerate antisemanticism.
You're: You are
My: fire
The one: desire
Believe when: I say
I want it: that way
We find the present tense and the past perfect
I'll gerund to it later.
Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Well, sort've.
The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
I got choosen to receive one of the first covid vaccines shots. Since I'm 78yo old Vietnam veteran. I said, "Can I get it in my left arm". They said sure. I said Well good, it got blown off in Vietnam in 68, can you bring me back my West Point ring while your over there.
Edit for grammar.
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