Gramma Jokes
61 gramma jokes and hilarious gramma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gramma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gramma Short Jokes
Short gramma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gramma humour may include short grandma jokes also.
- My mother died two weeks ago and my son hasn't attended English classes since. I think he's missing gramma.
- Michael Jackson's mom was recently diagnosed with Brest Cancer. She had a bad mamma gramma
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Gramma One Liners
Which gramma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gramma? I can suggest the ones about grandfather and aunt.
- What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays
- Gramma and laptop My gramma thought my laptop was a scale
She weighed 300$ - Yo momma, Gramma and sister were Christmas shopping... Santa saw them and laughed.
- What do you call a very old unit of mass? A gramma
- What do you call a blind old woman who teaches linguistics? A Gramma Not-See!
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Howlingly Hilarious Gramma Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about gramma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gramma pranks.
The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...
"Yeah, right!"
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Where do Grammar n**... get put on trial?
You're*-emburg
^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...
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grandma!
Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny.
"Shut up and keep digging"
Grammar is important...
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Grammar
Teacher: I don't like your grammar.
Student: Why? She's a nice old lady!
Grammar tip
Farther = physical distance
Further = metaphorical distance
Father = emotional distance
What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?
SYNONYM ROLLS!
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But when the Grammar n**...'s came for me, their was no one left to help.
Grammatical error
My friend was peer-reviewing my essay on the Russian Revolution in class today, when he pointed out that I had written lenin instead of Lenin. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "You never capitalize lenin."
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When grammar n**... correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.
You can say I'm passive, aggressive.
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Grammar n**... are self-contradictory
Because they are anti-semantic.
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Grammar n**... see things only two ways
The r**... way or the wrong way
Grammar joke
I told my girlfriend "sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me" she said "Honey, are you prepositioning me?"
In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on
...before anyone knows how to use the colon.
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What do grammar n**... order at Burger King?
Two Whoppers Junior
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Say what you will about grammar n**...
At least they aren't anti-semantic.
Why is grammar class the most boring?
It puts all the students in a ,
Grammatically Correct but Women Hate It
Periods.
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Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious.
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
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Where can Grammar n**... find asylum?
Grammargentina
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Some grammar n**... told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect.
They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.
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How many grammar n**...'s does it take to change a light bulb
How many grammar n**... does it take to change a light bulb?
FTFY.
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What do Grammar n**... support?
The Third Write
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Instead of Grammar n**..., can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?
Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.
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Why are there so many grammar n**... on the internet?
Because English majors have no jobs.
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[Grammar Police Job Interview]
Interviewer: "What is you're greatest strength?"
Candidate: " **Your** "
Interviewer: "When can you start?!"
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What do Grammar n**... call their movement?
The Alt-Write.
If grammar nerds had a convention...
...it would be called Lexicon.
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Why are grammar n**... always so contradicting?
Because they're on their period.
I have two different grammar teachers teaching me conflicting things.
Sometimes I just don't know whom to believe.
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Why are Grammar n**... always so angry?
Because they're on their .
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Where do grammar n**... fall on the political compass?
Alt-Write
Grammar lesson
Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
I want to get better at grammar so I was reading about the indefinite article.
It went on forever.
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What are the Grammar n**... responsible for?
The destruction of countless lifes.
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Where are all my grammar n**... at
Probably in he'll
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Grammar n**... should be locked up!
There textual predators!
Grammatically, S is a very important letter
It's the difference between being a ladies man and a lady man.
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How many grammar n**... does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Too
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Who do grammar n**... talk to when they need to work through their problems?
A they're/there/theirapist
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What did the grammar n**...'s friend say to console them?
There, they're, their
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Where do Grammar n**... take their victims?
To conjugation camps...
Grammar is weird
yes, it's
My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.
I'd steak my reputation on that.
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We are not grammar n**...,
We are grammar guardian angels.
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I've had it all with the grammar n**...
We should not tolerate antisemanticism.
Why did the grammar teacher go to jail for so long?
He had a run-on sentence.
Q. A grammatical comedian wrote a book. What did he title it?
A. ",d"
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"Grammar n**... are literally the worst."
"No, actual n**... are literally the worst."
