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61 gramma jokes and hilarious gramma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gramma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Gramma Short Jokes

Short gramma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gramma humour may include short grandma jokes also.

  1. My mother died two weeks ago and my son hasn't attended English classes since. I think he's missing gramma.
  2. grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny.
    "Shut up and keep digging"
  3. Michael Jackson's mom was recently diagnosed with Brest Cancer. She had a bad mamma gramma

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Gramma One Liners

Which gramma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gramma? I can suggest the ones about grandfather and aunt.

  1. What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays
  2. Gramma and laptop My gramma thought my laptop was a scale
    She weighed 300$
  3. What do you call a blind old woman who teaches linguistics? A Gramma Not-See!
    (-_-)
  4. Yo momma, Gramma and sister were Christmas shopping... Santa saw them and laughed.
  5. What do you call a very old unit of mass? A gramma

Gramma joke, What do you call a very old unit of mass?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gramma can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gramma puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Gramma Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about gramma you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gramma prank.

The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...

"Yeah, right!"

Where do Grammar n**... get put on trial?

You're*-emburg
^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...
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Grammar is important...

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Grammar

Teacher: I don't like your grammar.
Student: Why? She's a nice old lady!

Grammar n**... are just like women...

One missed period and they lose their minds.

Grammar tip

Farther = physical distance
Further = metaphorical distance
Father = emotional distance

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

SYNONYM ROLLS!

Grammatical error

My friend was peer-reviewing my essay on the Russian Revolution in class today, when he pointed out that I had written lenin instead of Lenin. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "You never capitalize lenin."

Grammar n**... are self-contradictory

Because they are anti-semantic.

Grammar n**... see things only two ways

The r**... way or the wrong way

Grammar joke

I told my girlfriend "sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me" she said "Honey, are you prepositioning me?"

In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on

...before anyone knows how to use the colon.

Say what you will about grammar n**...

At least they aren't anti-semantic.

Why is grammar class the most boring?

It puts all the students in a ,

Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

Where can Grammar n**... find asylum?

Grammargentina

Some grammar n**... told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect.

They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.

How many grammar n**...'s does it take to change a light bulb

How many grammar n**... does it take to change a light bulb?
FTFY.

What do Grammar n**... support?

The Third Write

Instead of Grammar n**..., can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?

Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.

Who do grammar n**... hang out with now?

The alt-write.

Why are there so many grammar n**... on the internet?

Because English majors have no jobs.

Grammar n**... no longer exist

Their called the Alt-Write now

How do you get an grammar n**...'s attention?

That. That is how.

[Grammar Police Job Interview]

Interviewer: "What is you're greatest strength?"
Candidate: " **Your** "
Interviewer: "When can you start?!"

What do Grammar n**... call their movement?

The Alt-Write.

If grammar nerds had a convention...

...it would be called Lexicon.

Why are grammar n**... always so contradicting?

Because they're on their period.

I have two different grammar teachers teaching me conflicting things.

Sometimes I just don't know whom to believe.

What does a grammarian call Santa's Elves?

Subordinate Clauses.

Where do grammar n**... fall on the political compass?

Alt-Write

Grammar lesson

Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"

My grammar is so bad

That I fell in a good....

I want to get better at grammar so I was reading about the indefinite article.

It went on forever.

What are the Grammar n**... responsible for?

The destruction of countless lifes.

Where are all my grammar n**... at

Probably in he'll

Grammar n**... should be locked up!

There textual predators!

Grammatically, S is a very important letter

It's the difference between being a ladies man and a lady man.

How many grammar n**... does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Too

Who do grammar n**... talk to when they need to work through their problems?

A they're/there/theirapist

What did the grammar n**...'s friend say to console them?

There, they're, their

Where do Grammar n**... take their victims?

To conjugation camps...

Grammar is weird

yes, it's

We are not grammar n**...,

We are grammar guardian angels.

How many grammar n**... are needed to change a lightbulb?

Too

I've had it all with the grammar n**...

We should not tolerate antisemanticism.

Why did the grammar teacher go to jail for so long?

He had a run-on sentence.

Q. A grammatical comedian wrote a book. What did he title it?

A. ",d"

How many grammar n**... does it take to change a lightbulb

Too

"Grammar n**... are literally the worst."

"No, actual n**... are literally the worst."

Gramma joke, "Grammar n**... are literally the worst."

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